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Oscar Surprise: Footballer Bryan Carrasco Nominated for Best Actor
HOLLYWOOD, Ca - The Academy Awards (AKA the Oscars) have long been the goal of actors the world over.  The award has historically only gone...
Chimps and Monkeys Skipping Straight From Stone Age to Information Age
It's recently been revealed that certain apes and monkeys have achieved the feat of making and using stone tools. Â This occurs primarily only in...
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Charleston Man Fired Due to Flatulence
CHARLESTON, West Virginia - A battle of prodigious magnitude is dawning at a diminutive regency office in the suburbs of Charleston West Virginia. The...
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Sewer Rats in Los Angeles Becoming Sentient
LOS ANGELES, California - Recent findings by scientists studying the rat problem in Los Angeles are frightening, as well as exciting. Â Sewer rats have...
Government Studies Too Expensive, Usually Have Bad Results
A recent study conducted by the National Science Foundation, costing a whopping $1 billion, which sought to quantify the efficacy and efficiency of scientific studies, has...
