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5 Men Who Turned Down Batman Role Ahead of Ben Affleck
HOLLYWOOD, California -Â The entertainment industry is all abuzz about the near release of the most anticipated non-Star Wars film of the year, Batman Vs....
Surviving Alien Abduction: A Users Guide for 2016
Every passing year brings with it more tales of abduction and horrors orchestrated by our visitors from above. From simple sightings to full horrifying...
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Porn Starlets Inserting Ever Larger Items Into Their Rectums
There is a disturbing trend in American pornography that may have its roots in (You guessed it) German dungeon porn. Â That trend is to...
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Witch Doctor Claims Computer Viruses Are Demons
ALEXANDRIA, Virginia - As if computers were not confusing enough to the bulk of the population, now it appears that they may be possessed...
Scientist Discover That Most People Are Completely Useless
Western culture tends to push the narrative that everyone is a unique snowflake, each with his/her/zer own worth, value, and abilities.  Western culture is wrong....
