Walmart to Replace Stockers With Robots, Reactions Mixed on Stangflip strategy
BENTONVILLE, Arkansas - The Walmart corporation, the largest retailer in the world, is preparing to replace more than half of their overnight shelve stocking...
What Your Pizza Crust Choice Says About You
We all love pizza (unless there is something wrong with us). Everyone has topping preferences, and some even have sauce preferences. Pizza is so...
Energy Drinks Lead to Dressing Like a Douche
SCOTTSDALE, Arizona - Consumption of energy drinks is growing exponentially, especially among young men with a penchant for acting stupid, dressing stupidly, and doing...
Mayor Emanuel to Announce ‘Guns for Jordans’ Initiative
CHICAGO, Illinois- Mayor Rahm Emanuel has scheduled a major press conference for next week to introduce the newest and grandest idea to get guns...
CZ Boss Phone Changing Prisons Through Keistering
CINCINNATI, Ohio - An idea whose time has finally come. The world was recently introduced to the '3 in 1 Long-CZ J8 Beat The...
STD Safe
Have you ever met someone and just new you had to have Intercourse immediately? Of course you have. I am sure during each instance...
Cooking Spray Unsafe For Millennials
Millennials have a difficult time with arrows because they feel all arrows should point toward them. This makes cooking spray a challenge because the...