CZ Boss Phone Changing Prisons Through Keistering

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President Trump To Adorn commemorative Cheetos Bag

COLUMBUS, Ohio - A big announcement is expected soon from the Frito-Lay corporation regarding our newly elected President Donald J. Trump. According to reports,...

Walmart to Replace Stockers With Robots, Reactions Mixed on Stangflip strategy

BENTONVILLE, Arkansas - The Walmart corporation, the largest retailer in the world, is preparing to replace more than half of their overnight shelve stocking...

Air in Beijing an Effective Industrial Solvent

BEIJING, China - The air in Beijing is highly toxic.  It's so bad, it makes 1980s Los Angeles look like a fresh, spring meadow....

What Your Pizza Crust Choice Says About You

We all love pizza (unless there is something wrong with us).  Everyone has topping preferences, and some even have sauce preferences.  Pizza is so...

Cooking Spray Unsafe For Millennials

Millennials have a difficult time with arrows because they feel all arrows should point toward them. This makes cooking spray a challenge because the...

Energy Drinks Lead to Dressing Like a Douche

SCOTTSDALE, Arizona - Consumption of energy drinks is growing exponentially, especially among young men with a penchant for acting stupid, dressing stupidly, and doing...