Walmart to Replace Stockers With Robots, Reactions Mixed on Stangflip strategy

BENTONVILLE, Arkansas - The Walmart corporation, the largest retailer in the world, is preparing to replace more than half of their overnight shelve stocking...

Cooking Spray Unsafe For Millennials

Millennials have a difficult time with arrows because they feel all arrows should point toward them. This makes cooking spray a challenge because the...

Mayor Emanuel to Announce ‘Guns for Jordans’ Initiative

CHICAGO, Illinois- Mayor Rahm Emanuel has scheduled a major press conference for next week to introduce the newest and grandest idea to get guns...

Acclaim set to release followup to “Guitar Hero” with “Cowbell Hero”

TIMPUEY, Hong Kong - The Acclaim corporation is set to make one of the biggest video game releases in recent memory next week with...

STD Safe

Have you ever met someone and just new you had to have Intercourse immediately? Of course you have. I am sure during each instance...

Energy Drinks Lead to Dressing Like a Douche

SCOTTSDALE, Arizona - Consumption of energy drinks is growing exponentially, especially among young men with a penchant for acting stupid, dressing stupidly, and doing...

What Your Pizza Crust Choice Says About You

We all love pizza (unless there is something wrong with us).  Everyone has topping preferences, and some even have sauce preferences.  Pizza is so...