4.8 (96.67%) 6 votes

Did you honestly think we were going to do that?  Seriously?  She’s completely irrelevant, and quite frankly we’re disappointed that you even clicked the headline.  There are a lot of candidates who matter, so maybe you should go look one of them up.  We hear Trump is popular with a certain class of people we wish not to disparage (because they have guns).  Carson is a name we hear a lot.  He’s really weird, though.  How about Bernie Sanders?  He’s entertaining, but he’ll likely die of old age before his inauguration.  People disappointedseem to like Clinton, but she lies so much we’re not sure why they do.  Ted Cruz scares us.  Like, actual nightmares.  Not even kidding.

Seriously, though…  Fiorina?  We’re still sitting over here…  judging you…

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