Ohio Man Celebrates 480 Months Heroin-Free

YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio -  Perseverant, indefatigable, resolute. One man stands as a testament to the power of the soul over addiction and adds another slash...

New Marijuana Game, Smokémon, Killing Kids

With widespread acceptance of marijuana culture and use, a new danger has arisen for children.  Like college kids and frat houses love their drinking...

Uber has no restroom hand washing policy

Investigations often bring to light interesting facts not related to the original investigation. This was the case when we at I.S. began investigating Uber (The...

Cheap Chinese Eucharist Carcinogenic, Catholics Upset

BRAINTREE, Massachusetts - The holy sacrament of the Eucharist is as much a part of the Catholic lifestyle as shaking hands during the Peace segment...

Scientists Recommend Easing Back Into Work After Holidays

No one likes work.  Even those people who tell you they love what they do.  They hate to work more than the rest of...

Bad Grammar Linked to Silly, Accidental Deaths

ACCIDENT, Maryland- A recent study by the Life Insurance Actuarial Research Society in Accident, Maryland has shown a startling link between poor grammar and the...

Detroit woman sues Proctor & Gamble over Tide Pod weight gain

DETROIT, Michigan - A Wayne County couple, today, filed a federal lawsuit against the Proctor & Gamble corporation (Makers of Tide detergent), for a...

Porn Starlets Inserting Ever Larger Items Into Their Rectums

There is a disturbing trend in American pornography that may have its roots in (You guessed it) German dungeon porn.  That trend is to...

Therapists Recommend a Combination of Marijuana and Bob Ross for Anxiety

SEATTLE, Washington - Anxiety is a tremendous problem in the western world.  It's more pronounced among intellectuals and intelligent people.  The more intelligent a...

Recreational Fishing Linked to Severe Alcoholism

Fishing is one of the great pastimes throughout history.  Where there's water, there are fish.  Where there are fish, there are anglers.  Where there...