Charleston Man Fired Due to Flatulence
CHARLESTON, West Virginia - A battle of prodigious magnitude is dawning at a diminutive regency office in the suburbs of Charleston West Virginia. The...
Ohio Man Celebrates 480 Months Heroin-Free
YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio - Perseverant, indefatigable, resolute. One man stands as a testament to the power of the soul over addiction and adds another slash...
Pedophiles Three Times as Likely to Skip Breakfast
While pretty much everyone agrees that pedophiles are disgusting people (with perhaps the sole exception being pedophiles themselves), something they need to stop doing...
Cruz to Ohio and Florida Voters: Trump Died
COLUMBUS, OH - The dirty tricks just keep coming from the Presidential campaign of Ted Cruz. As we all know he perpetrated an act...
Bad Grammar Linked to Silly, Accidental Deaths
ACCIDENT, Maryland- A recent study by the Life Insurance Actuarial Research Society in Accident, Maryland has shown a startling link between poor grammar and the...
New Marijuana Game, Smokémon, Killing Kids
With widespread acceptance of marijuana culture and use, a new danger has arisen for children. Like college kids and frat houses love their drinking...
Leading Cause of Death in the US/UK: Being a Rock Star...
With the recent deaths of notable rock and roll celebrities like David Bowie and Glenn Frey and the repeated news of deaths from the...
Susan G. Komen Declares War On Pink… Salt?
The Susan G. Komen Foundation is making a Trump-esque play for all things pink. It claims ownership of the color and the word, and...
Therapists Recommend a Combination of Marijuana and Bob Ross for Anxiety
SEATTLE, Washington - Anxiety is a tremendous problem in the western world. It's more pronounced among intellectuals and intelligent people. The more intelligent a...
Polyembolokoilamania and You: We Got Nothin’
Once in awhile, we run across a behavior so unsafe that we can't properly process what we're seeing. This one is perhaps the worst....