The Sun: Why It’s Best Avoided
The sun, like most other aspects of the universe, is trying to kill you. Far too many people know little to nothing about the...
Susan G. Komen Declares War On Pink… Salt?
The Susan G. Komen Foundation is making a Trump-esque play for all things pink. It claims ownership of the color and the word, and...
New Marijuana Game, Smokémon, Killing Kids
With widespread acceptance of marijuana culture and use, a new danger has arisen for children. Like college kids and frat houses love their drinking...
Popular Music and Ear Safety
The ability to hear for many is considered the most valuable of the senses. To hear the voice of a loved one or a...
Scientists Recommend Easing Back Into Work After Holidays
No one likes work. Even those people who tell you they love what they do. They hate to work more than the rest of...
Charleston Man Fired Due to Flatulence
CHARLESTON, West Virginia - A battle of prodigious magnitude is dawning at a diminutive regency office in the suburbs of Charleston West Virginia. The...
Sounding: What it is, and Why You Should NEVER Google it
We've written before about polyembolokoilamania and the freakish thing it actually is. We've even written about one particular subset of that practice known as...
Poll : 96% of Aborted Babies Plan to Vote for Hillary
ATLANTA, Georgia - A recent 2016 Presidential poll conducted by CNN points to a tremendous advantage for Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton among...
Cruz to Ohio and Florida Voters: Trump Died
COLUMBUS, OH - The dirty tricks just keep coming from the Presidential campaign of Ted Cruz. As we all know he perpetrated an act...
Detroit woman sues Proctor & Gamble over Tide Pod weight gain
DETROIT, Michigan - A Wayne County couple, today, filed a federal lawsuit against the Proctor & Gamble corporation (Makers of Tide detergent), for a...