Ohio Man Celebrates 480 Months Heroin-Free

YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio -  Perseverant, indefatigable, resolute. One man stands as a testament to the power of the soul over addiction and adds another slash...

The Color Pink Linked to Outbreak in Breast Cancer

A new groundbreaking study will change the way we view breast cancer forever. This vile, disgusting disease that affects so many will soon be brought...

The Sun: Why It’s Best Avoided

The sun, like most other aspects of the universe, is trying to kill you.  Far too many people know little to nothing about the...

Sounding: What it is, and Why You Should NEVER Google it

We've written before about polyembolokoilamania and the freakish thing it actually is.  We've even written about one particular subset of that practice known as...

Poll : 96% of Aborted Babies Plan to Vote for Hillary

ATLANTA, Georgia - A recent 2016 Presidential poll conducted by CNN points to a tremendous advantage for Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton among...

Pedophiles Three Times as Likely to Skip Breakfast

While pretty much everyone agrees that pedophiles are disgusting people (with perhaps the sole exception being pedophiles themselves), something they need to stop doing...

Recreational Fishing Linked to Severe Alcoholism

Fishing is one of the great pastimes throughout history.  Where there's water, there are fish.  Where there are fish, there are anglers.  Where there...

Detroit woman sues Proctor & Gamble over Tide Pod weight gain

DETROIT, Michigan - A Wayne County couple, today, filed a federal lawsuit against the Proctor & Gamble corporation (Makers of Tide detergent), for a...

Nose Pickers Healthier and Live Longer

It is maybe the biggest taboo in American culture. It is one of the fastest ways to become ostracized from the rest of society....

Donald Trump Followed By Large Combative Cloud Of Global Warming

NEW YORK, New York - Depending on whether you are a Republican or Democrat you likely have very different views on global warming and...