Porn Starlets Inserting Ever Larger Items Into Their Rectums
There is a disturbing trend in American pornography that may have its roots in (You guessed it) German dungeon porn. That trend is to...
Spit-Talkers: Annoyance, or Public Health Menace?
Some people spit when they talk. To those of us who don't, it's an annoyance, especially considering the number of times we need to...
Cheap Chinese Eucharist Carcinogenic, Catholics Upset
BRAINTREE, Massachusetts - The holy sacrament of the Eucharist is as much a part of the Catholic lifestyle as shaking hands during the Peace segment...
MTV’s “Kids On Drugs” Sparks Outrage
MTV, the once great leader of the music revolution, is again taking reality television to the next level of shock theater. Coming in the...
Poll : 96% of Aborted Babies Plan to Vote for Hillary
ATLANTA, Georgia - A recent 2016 Presidential poll conducted by CNN points to a tremendous advantage for Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton among...
The Color Pink Linked to Outbreak in Breast Cancer
A new groundbreaking study will change the way we view breast cancer forever. This vile, disgusting disease that affects so many will soon be brought...
Donald Trump Followed By Large Combative Cloud Of Global Warming
NEW YORK, New York - Depending on whether you are a Republican or Democrat you likely have very different views on global warming and...
Tulsa Man Accused of “Looking Funny” at Breastfeeding Woman
TULSA, Oklahoma - What started as a normal day at a small coffee shop in Tulsa, Oklahoma turned out to be anything but. Young...
Bad Grammar Linked to Silly, Accidental Deaths
ACCIDENT, Maryland- A recent study by the Life Insurance Actuarial Research Society in Accident, Maryland has shown a startling link between poor grammar and the...
Recreational Fishing Linked to Severe Alcoholism
Fishing is one of the great pastimes throughout history. Where there's water, there are fish. Where there are fish, there are anglers. Where there...