Porn Starlets Inserting Ever Larger Items Into Their Rectums

There is a disturbing trend in American pornography that may have its roots in (You guessed it) German dungeon porn.  That trend is to...

Detroit woman sues Proctor & Gamble over Tide Pod weight gain

DETROIT, Michigan - A Wayne County couple, today, filed a federal lawsuit against the Proctor & Gamble corporation (Makers of Tide detergent), for a...

Recreational Fishing Linked to Severe Alcoholism

Fishing is one of the great pastimes throughout history.  Where there's water, there are fish.  Where there are fish, there are anglers.  Where there...

MTV’s “Kids On Drugs” Sparks Outrage

MTV, the once great leader of the music revolution, is again taking reality television to the next level of shock theater. Coming in the...

Nose Pickers Healthier and Live Longer

It is maybe the biggest taboo in American culture. It is one of the fastest ways to become ostracized from the rest of society....

Bad Grammar Linked to Silly, Accidental Deaths

ACCIDENT, Maryland- A recent study by the Life Insurance Actuarial Research Society in Accident, Maryland has shown a startling link between poor grammar and the...

Cheap Chinese Eucharist Carcinogenic, Catholics Upset

BRAINTREE, Massachusetts - The holy sacrament of the Eucharist is as much a part of the Catholic lifestyle as shaking hands during the Peace segment...

Spit-Talkers: Annoyance, or Public Health Menace?

Some people spit when they talk.  To those of us who don't, it's an annoyance, especially considering the number of times we need to...

Charleston Man Fired Due to Flatulence

CHARLESTON, West Virginia - A battle of prodigious magnitude is dawning at a diminutive regency office in the suburbs of Charleston West Virginia. The...

The Sun: Why It’s Best Avoided

The sun, like most other aspects of the universe, is trying to kill you.  Far too many people know little to nothing about the...