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Porn Starlets Inserting Ever Larger Items Into Their Rectums

There is a disturbing trend in American pornography that may have its roots in (You guessed it) German dungeon porn.  That trend is to...

Recreational Fishing Linked to Severe Alcoholism

Fishing is one of the great pastimes throughout history.  Where there's water, there are fish.  Where there are fish, there are anglers.  Where there...

Detroit woman sues Proctor & Gamble over Tide Pod weight gain

DETROIT, Michigan - A Wayne County couple, today, filed a federal lawsuit against the Proctor & Gamble corporation (Makers of Tide detergent), for a...

Bad Grammar Linked to Silly, Accidental Deaths

ACCIDENT, Maryland- A recent study by the Life Insurance Actuarial Research Society in Accident, Maryland has shown a startling link between poor grammar and the...

Spit-Talkers: Annoyance, or Public Health Menace?

Some people spit when they talk.  To those of us who don't, it's an annoyance, especially considering the number of times we need to...

New Marijuana Game, Smokémon, Killing Kids

With widespread acceptance of marijuana culture and use, a new danger has arisen for children.  Like college kids and frat houses love their drinking...

Charleston Man Fired Due to Flatulence

CHARLESTON, West Virginia - A battle of prodigious magnitude is dawning at a diminutive regency office in the suburbs of Charleston West Virginia. The...

Nose Pickers Healthier and Live Longer

It is maybe the biggest taboo in American culture. It is one of the fastest ways to become ostracized from the rest of society....

MTV’s “Kids On Drugs” Sparks Outrage

MTV, the once great leader of the music revolution, is again taking reality television to the next level of shock theater. Coming in the...

Hand Washing: Statistics Say, Don’t Shake Hands With Steve

We all know Steve. For all intents and purposes, he is a nice guy. He is a father, husband, friend, and son, but he...