Porn Starlets Inserting Ever Larger Items Into Their Rectums
There is a disturbing trend in American pornography that may have its roots in (You guessed it) German dungeon porn. That trend is to...
Recreational Fishing Linked to Severe Alcoholism
Fishing is one of the great pastimes throughout history. Where there's water, there are fish. Where there are fish, there are anglers. Where there...
Detroit woman sues Proctor & Gamble over Tide Pod weight gain
DETROIT, Michigan - A Wayne County couple, today, filed a federal lawsuit against the Proctor & Gamble corporation (Makers of Tide detergent), for a...
Bad Grammar Linked to Silly, Accidental Deaths
ACCIDENT, Maryland- A recent study by the Life Insurance Actuarial Research Society in Accident, Maryland has shown a startling link between poor grammar and the...
Spit-Talkers: Annoyance, or Public Health Menace?
Some people spit when they talk. To those of us who don't, it's an annoyance, especially considering the number of times we need to...
New Marijuana Game, Smokémon, Killing Kids
With widespread acceptance of marijuana culture and use, a new danger has arisen for children. Like college kids and frat houses love their drinking...
Charleston Man Fired Due to Flatulence
CHARLESTON, West Virginia - A battle of prodigious magnitude is dawning at a diminutive regency office in the suburbs of Charleston West Virginia. The...
Nose Pickers Healthier and Live Longer
It is maybe the biggest taboo in American culture. It is one of the fastest ways to become ostracized from the rest of society....
The Color Pink Linked to Outbreak in Breast Cancer
A new groundbreaking study will change the way we view breast cancer forever. This vile, disgusting disease that affects so many will soon be brought...
MTV’s “Kids On Drugs” Sparks Outrage
MTV, the once great leader of the music revolution, is again taking reality television to the next level of shock theater. Coming in the...