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Red lights for anti-gun solidarity

Red lights for anti-gun solidarity
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A new trend is sweeping the nation. It’s called “red lighting”. Activists are changing their normal white porch light bulbs with special red bulbs letting the world know This is a gun free home.

According to Jane Seymore who is the director of operations for the Department of Protecting Everyone (DOPE) we will soon see millions of homes adorned with red bulbs.

It is clear to me that everyone is lookimg for a safer enviroment to raise their children. A gun free safe home is everything America is supposed to be. – Seymore

So far many of America’s largest retailers have been selling out of the red bulbs quickly. “We can’t get them in fast enough. They are flying off the shelves.” Claims Bill Barskey president of marketing research for Walmart, “As soon as we get them in there is a line of well-intentioned people buying them up.”

Not everyone is excited about this idea. Our reporters spoke with Americans on the street to get their opinions and they were mixed.

This is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of. Red lights are for the bedroom and thanks to you I can’t find any now. – Carlos

My home has red lights on both the front porch and the back. We have strimgs of red lights in the trees to let everyone know we are a gun free home. -Hillary

This is crazy how dumb can you……. wait, uh this is actually a good idea. I am glad that gun free homes will have red lights. Good for you. I love this, -Tyrone

As we all are immersed in the sea of red protective lights be sure to remember that the red light means a gun free zone so all of you would-be attackers and thieves please leave your guns at the door.


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  1. What a great idea! I will light up my home red ignoring the Second Amendment telling all of the criminals ,burglars, and rapists that I have nothing to defend myself with when they steal from me and rape me! 5 out of 5 stars!

    Warning Sarcasm!

  2. I love this idea. What better way to unite in solidarity across America? Anybody who gas any sense of patriotism will be rushing out to buy as many red lights as they can afford. This type of display of commraderie is what America was built on. Stand proud and display you red lights!

  3. Maria Hopkins

    Are you possibly that Stupid!!

  4. True liberal propaganda. Disarm the public so they become complacent and totally dependant on the government to ‘Save’ them instead of being armed and ready to defend themselves. The police can’t be there instantaneously people!! Sometimes you have to be willing to fight… Anyone who participates in this deserves to get robbed from their sheer lack of common sense and utter stupidity. The government fears the people, why do you think they’re really trying to take guns away and brainwashing us to willingly give them up…. Don’t be fooled my American brothers and sisters

  5. Sean Daley


    Dept. of protecting everyone. D.O.P.E.

    It’s satire. Don’t be so gullible people

  6. Brian Pabst

    Stupid is as stupid does!!

  7. Danine Chevarella


  8. Lya Wright

    Great, now all would be burglars know which house to case! Stupid idea.

  9. You liberals are a bunch of dumb fucking idiots

  10. Quinton Jackson

    Stupid dumb idea

  11. Satire….That’s all.

  12. Dusty Thibodaux

    That probably the dumbest idea I’ve hear all week.

  13. That’s smart. Lets advertise that we don’t have a means to protect ourselves. I’m wondering how long this will last once the criminals hear about this. They will know exactly which homes to hit and which ones not to. I predict police chiefs and sheriffs will be on tv soon telling people to stop this because they are making themselves targets

  14. Mike M

    LOL Go camping with a pork chop around your neck, it’s quicker.

  15. Who else has red? China? This is totally whack!

  16. Dumbass idea!!! Hey criminals come rob, rape, and kill me and my family because I’m a fat pussy with no guns to defend my family and myself and stay alive!!!

  17. I thought red light meant fire station or whore house!

  18. Well that’s good robbers will know its safe to rob mothers wont have to worry about their thug sons getting killed if they stay in gun free zone to rob

  19. Nothing beats a “Rob this idiot’s home FIRST” sign on the door. Any neighbors that do this had best not come banging on my door for help.

  20. BLM advertisement for” Rob me!,Rob me!”

  21. It’s like an open sign for bad guys

  22. Christopher Hisgen

    Rob my house lights.

  23. Yup, if my neighbors have their red lights on, come on in, rape the wife, molest the children, murder the husband as they do not have guns to protect themselves.

  24. In related news burglaries up 3000% on hones with red lights

  25. What a bunch of idiot victims in waiting.

  26. Cory Dane Dycus

    Lol, hope every one of those homes get broken in to

  27. Hope this is a joke , if not a more suiting name would be “I am a sitting Duck” the key is under the Matt .

  28. Ignorance

  29. I hope this is a joke if not there will be a lot of break ins they will leave gun owning homes for last.

  30. Karl Freischlad is this a joke?

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