WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Federal Bureau of Investigation and the Department of Justice are under tremendous scrutiny for their handling of the crimes committed by Presidential hopeful and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. This is a day that the department of Justice does not want to relive anytime soon so they have decided to release an extensive list of crimes that the Clinton family is permitted to commit.
If the American people know beforehand what laws apply to the Clinton family we will be able to avoid press conferences in the future concerning probable indictments. This just makes the procedure run much more smoothly. Mohammad Jabbar – DOJ spokesman
We were already aware of perjury, sexual assault, sexual battery, rape, treason, mishandling of classified documents, lying under oath (yes I know that is perjury but they have done this so many times), charitable fraud, campaign fraud, and mail fraud. Now the DOJ has added several dozens of other crimes to that list for which they will refuse to indict the Clintons. This list includes:
| Mopery | Jay Walking |
| Public Urination | Disturbing the Peace |
| Being Jewish in Poland | Public Intoxication |
| Wearing cotton / poly blends | Playing ding, dong, ditch |
| Indecent Exposure | Indecent behavior |
| Driving while black | Genocide |
| Embezzlement | Racketering |
| Animal cruelty | Mattress tag removal |
| Running a sweatshop | Human trafficking |
| Illegal immigration | Eating all the cookies before the AIDS bake sale |
| Hurling foreign objects | Beastiality |
| Wrongful imprisonment | Cultural appropriation |
This list of crimes the former Secretary will not be charged with leads to the obvious question, what crimes WILL she be charged with assuming she commits them. We were able to get only two from Spokesman Jabbar. These two heinous acts are using a men’s restroom in North Carolina and refusing to bake a cake for a gay wedding. I certainly hope she wouldn’t dare.
Her people don’t care what she did!
Witch.
No, Killary wasn’t charged with bestiality and cruelty to animals, Bill was.
Number of convictions — 0. Number of inditements —0
You wing nuts have ——-0
She’s skated out of more jail time than John Gotti.
You that deaf? Her own words provide she lied and under oath.
She got may have friends to back her for now. Your willing to follow her a liar whats that make you.
Indictments* Jake Spangler?
She needs to go to jail!
KILLARY!!!!
Hell yes but Obama under cover on it
Anyone else convinced this is a new-haw commercial?
Gloom, dispair, and agony on me…
immediate safety = rightg wing bullshit Hillary for President!
Bulshit till they let Muslim in and they rape and kill someone in your family
Don’t give away all of our secrets Ed. Shhhh……
Have you read any of our other work? Right wing hardly applies.
Buz Wolfe if you want your dose of libtard kool aid, turn on msnbc CNN NPR or snopes. At least this site has credibility, commie.
We do?
Immediate Safety, compared to al sharpton on msnbc.
We’ll take it
I dont drink from the left
What she got away with here on Earth…. she will pay the Price in Hell along with bill. The kennedy’s, hitler, hussein and stalin. she will be ROTTING There.
And Weird Al Yankovic
http://www.obamacrimes.com/p/obamas-birth-history.html
If you do not arrest her then no one else should be srrested!! She is looney and we the people are fed up!! And we demand thatLynch th bully she is not arrest anyone else!!! You have let her get away with murder and many more crimes!!
Yes! I liked Bill too.
All I can say is NO PROOF in the court of law.
Lol that is the point. They protect their own. The FBI director sited a dozen crimes she committed but felt our justice department would not convict her…BECAUSE IT’S FIXED!
No different than the republicans, a war that was started with a lie, over 22 million emails deleted.
All done by republicans, not one single investigation, hypocritical much?
So, if you hate what bush did then how can you support it from anybody!!! This isn’t a football game it’s America future !!! AMERICA FIRST OVER PARTY!!! DAMN !!!!
So if Bush did what I said( which he did) why aren’t you posting about that!!! AMERICA FIRST OVER PARTY!!! DAMN!!!
Since when does the fact that one group committed crimes justify letting the other group get away with them? Both sides of the aisle are guilty of high crimes and should be tried. They never will be, and that’s the point.
The crime is lying to congress and the American people.
Chris Strickland exactly, Hillary can’t tell the truth!!! But you don’t care because bush did , so you say! Hell, what about Bill, did he lie, light a cigar and think about that, Obama lie , I don’t care who it is if your lying !!!
Chris Strickland Hillary was just caught by the fbi lying!!! Fact!
Trump lies , Bush lies, everyone of them lie.
Did the FBI charge her?
She hasn’t done no worse than any other.
Look at who the post was from
What are you suggesting?
What are you suggesting?
money talkes shit walkes
Shit has no legs
How does Hillary move?
Ok, maybe when you flush!
Haha well played Michael Lewis. You win this round. Thanks for being a good sport. It makes politics bearable.
There is worthless filth infecting America that will vote for killery rotten. Americans won’t.
Monica got that, if she wins she will sit at the desk Monica was under! Lol, America first people!!!
The AG must have made her retirement money from hillarious.
Go Hillary!!
figures.
took three failed tries, but it finally shared. Love the page.
Facebook is blocking this post from being shared. According to them it was getting shared too quickly. Ill bet that dies not happen to proHillary posts lol thanks Joshua Randall we appreciate you reading our page.
Please republish
“Every single phone call their (Clinton, Sanders and O’Malley) volunteers have made, every voter contact at a town hall or county fair, is now a part of our (DNC) national database.”
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/14388
A mole working inside of the Sanders campaign.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/7793
Hillary knew her emails were the issue from 2008:
https://youtu.be/tRnkN9C7gDw
“Turn into nonpaper w no identifying heading and send nonsecure.”
https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/12605
Hillary’s close ‘loyal adoring pal’ for billionaire Rothschild family
https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/250
Government staffer tells Hillary he will “sacrificing a chicken to Moloch”
https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/14333
TICK TOCK ON LIBYA
“Secretary Clinton’s leadership on Libya”
https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/23898#efmARSAR6
Hillary being instructed by George Soros which she followed to the letter.
https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/24651
Clinton aid Huma Abedin had access to Clinton email address
https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/29372#efmAFYAGZAHlAIhAJrALn
Sidney Blumenthal’s ‘stolen’ Iranian elections gives her news before published in New Yorker
https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/15504
Donna Brazile wants to ‘cuss out the Sanders camp’
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/7022
DNC member killing horses for insurance money.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/578
DNC Communications Director Ordered Anti-Sanders Article Be Shared ‘Without Attribution’
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/9423
Rhode Island, Where Governor Is ‘One of Ours,’ Reduces Polling Locations
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/6564
Hillary Clinton Campaign Sending Checks to DNC
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/25
DWS says Jeff Weaver is a liar about Nevada Convention violence
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/5823
Sanders Won’t Have Convention Leverage (Back in April)
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/10380
DWS says, “It’s Silly that Sanders Thinks He’ll Be President.” In May.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/9999
Luis Miranda of DNC Saying Clinton Not Really Under FBI Investigation
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/9063
Laughing “lol” At Bernie Wanting to Debate Before California
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/5664
State Parties’ Being Short on Resources Was Funny
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/6530
DNC telling each other, “I love you too. no homo.”
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/425
DNC requesting to pull an MSNBC commentary segment.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/6107
DNC controlling the narrative with time released stories.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/12450
DNC conspiring to create false Trump information and release with Reuters.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/7102
DNC Hillary supporters infiltrated Sanders campaign.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/4776
Democrats using interns to organize fake “protests.”
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/13830
DNC members going to complain to Morning Joe producers about his mentioning of a “rigged system.”
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/8806
DNC discussing their relationship with NBC/MSNBC/CNN and how to get better treatment.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/13762
Super PAC paying young voters to push back online Sanders supporters. Paid shills.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/8351
DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz having an off the record meeting in MSNBC President Phil Griffin’s office.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/8867
DNC being messed with by the Washington Examiner.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/5304
DNC discussing Hillary’s policies as unfeasible.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/519
$200k for a private dinner with Hillary.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/17287
Offering to send interns out to fake a protest against the RNC.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/13366
Faking outrage and posting in a video later.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/7102
Bringing up Sanders religion to scare the southern voters.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/11508
Possible money laundering by moving money back and forth to bypass legal limits.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/6230
Politico writer sending his stories to the DNC before he sends them to his editor.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/10808
DNC feeding CNN the questions they want to be asked in interviews.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/4077
Creating a fake job ad for a Trump business to paint him as a sexist.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/12803
Hillary funding 2 million dollars in a cooridanted campaign in battleground states to win back the Senate.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/7784
DNC is upset that their “allies” didn’t send in protestors so they sent out interns.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/13366
“Clinton Foundation quid-pro-quo worries are lingering, will be exploited in general.”
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/8351
$50,000 – Lawrence Benenson.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/14700
Daily Fundraising Report for the DNC.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/2875
Content & Social Strategy Discussion.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/7512
Re: BuzzFeed and DNC connection.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/10933
Draft linking news articles about trump to use as negative press.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/7586
Fwd: State Dinner Countdown.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/1901
Some chick is angry she hasn’t been given more stuff from the Obama administration…might be interesting to follow up.
Re: State Dinner Countdown.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/2946
Tim O’Brien: Trump’s Fixation on Inflating his Net Worth is a Cause for Concern.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/4496
RE: May Fundraising Numbers.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/5615
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/7720
Hillary for America Raised $26.4 Million in April, Began May with More than $30 Million Cash on Hand.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/13986
Re: For approval: Trump supporter graphics.
https://www.wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/788
Press talking points, states Hillary is their candidate, dated May 5, 2016. More of a smoking gun than the ambiguous talk in the emails themselves.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/fileid/5254/2728
Consultant calling megyn kelly a bimbo. Has PDF attached that says the same.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/6087
DNC trying to get away with violating the Hatch Act.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/20148
RE: Action on DNC tomorrow (Immigration Raids).
https://www.wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/9736
Army Training Lesson Cited Clinton as ‘Insider’ Threat Risk
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/army-training-lesson-cited-clinton-insider-threat-risk-n636701
“Mothers and Fathers” vs, “Parent 1 and Parent 2”
https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/24712
Hillary Clinton, Colin Powell and Henry Kissinger linked to the ‘Bohemian Grove’ cult
https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/11933
This cunt. Needs to fry
THAT IS TOTAL B.S.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!