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Local Union : Fires are dangerous. Call us when it’s out.

Local Union : Fires are dangerous. Call us when it’s out.
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Palo Alto, California – The month-long clash between the citizens and unions in Palo Alto, California is finally over and it is clear the unions have won. Safety is, indeed, paramount in the new agreement but some citizens are suggesting that the cities firefighters are no longer allowed to fight fires.

My house was burning down and the firefighters all just stood around doing nothing. I tried to get them to do something but they said their contract says fire is too hot to go near. – Sid Boyer (resident)

The firefighters were actually correct in their interpretation of the contract. Article 3 clause 2 subsections 4-7 make it unlawful for any union members to go inside a building with temperature readings above 120°F. The agreement also states that the union members cannot be within 50 yards of a property that has reached 150°F or greater. This distance exceeds the capability of their hoses. This has angered many in the community that these firefighters have sworn to protect.

Just so we are clear, the only people in Palo Alto not allowed to fight fires are firemen? Why do we have firemen then? My entire house burned to the ground while they watched from across the street. – Clancy Perez (resident)

One of the new guys grabbed a hose and tried to help us. The other firemen called the police and had him put in cuffs until the fire was out. They said it was for his safety. Who is protecting us? – Jerry Fry (resident) Screenshot_20160510-103627

Fire Cheif C.D. Bales has a different take on the controversy and has not been shy about speaking out, ” These fires basically burn themselves out anyway. All we do is get everything wet.” Bales went on to say, “Fires are dangerous and I am not crazy about putting my guys in harm’s way. Once we verify the fire is out my men will do their jobs”. According to Chief Bales that job consists of investigating the remnants of the fire.

Many communities and unions around the country are watching to see the results of this agreement. It is only a matter of time until other bargaining units adopt similar measures. The best advice we can give is to remain fire free.

Chief C.D. Bales : Do you really need all of your stuff wet too?

Chief C.D. Bales : Do you really need all of your stuff wet too?

 

 

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6 comments

  1. Gregory Donley

    Just what they desevre for not backing the union. Burn baby burn!

  2. Immediate Safety

    I’d hate to see the grindstone.

  3. Aimee Maheux

    Ehhh hemmm…in the 69, my Humpty nose will tickle your rear.

  4. Immediate Safety

    Keep that guy away from my cocaine.

  5. Aimee Maheux

    Lol C D. You must love the little birdies so much, you give them something to perch on.

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