New Year’s Resolutions Unsafe

As it turns out, making new year's resolutions is a dangerous activity that leads many to a false sense of self-worth.  It's simply unsafe...

Social Justice Warriors Accuse Man of Hate Speech for Making Fun...

BERKLEY, California - A recent bout of social justice ended with a man shamed into believing in himself.  Reminiscent of the time the transgender...

Warning : Millennials torn on who to support and eventually not...

SEATTLE, Washington - The 2016 presidential race has been one of the most contentious and tumultuous periods in American election history. This is an...

Cleveland Browns: The Art of Perpetual Sadness

Oh, those lovable losers. The ones who try and try, but never taste the sweetness of success. The guy who grabs the microphone every Thursday...

ISIS Comedian: Infidels Just Don’t Get Me.

Meet Alwaki Answar Mahammad. By all accounts, he is just your average Libyan citizen. When you dig a little below the surface you find...

A Browns Fan Named Sue

Why do some of us grow up with such amazing abilities to adapt to any of the horrors in our environment? Where do the...

Muslim Meteorologist Sues WMO Over racist Hurricane Names

BRUSSELS, Belgium - Islamic meteorologist, Dr. Hassier Abdul Mohammed, has filed a lawsuit in Brussels Palais De Justice seeking to change the 'racist' way...

Hillary’s Deplorable, Irredeemable Basement Dwellers Identified?

BALTIMORE, Maryland - By now we have all had the opportunity to hear Hillary Clinton's infamous besmirchments of the irredeemable deplorables who support Donald...

Hair color specific police reports make men unsafe.

There are many things that separate and make us different than everyone else. We have different races, genders, orientations, and many more specific traits...

Thirteen Questions with Ben Carson

Recently, and you don't need to know how, I came across Dr. Ben Carson's phone number. I decided a text message interview would be...