A Browns Fan Named Sue
Why do some of us grow up with such amazing abilities to adapt to any of the horrors in our environment? Where do the...
Warning : Millennials torn on who to support and eventually not...
SEATTLE, Washington - The 2016 presidential race has been one of the most contentious and tumultuous periods in American election history. This is an...
Why Your Friends are Voting Trump
EVERYWHERE, America - We know you have asked yourself 1,000 times, 'Why are my friends voting for Donald Trump? Are they this stupid? Why...
Global Warming Critics Conspicuously Silent During Heat Waves
Have you ever noticed how the same people who say, "How about that global warming." when it's frigid outside never say a thing when...
Hillary’s Deplorable, Irredeemable Basement Dwellers Identified?
BALTIMORE, Maryland - By now we have all had the opportunity to hear Hillary Clinton's infamous besmirchments of the irredeemable deplorables who support Donald...
Cleveland Browns: The Art of Perpetual Sadness
Oh, those lovable losers. The ones who try and try, but never taste the sweetness of success.
The guy who grabs the microphone every Thursday...
Whistle-Blowing Stormtrooper : The Empire Never Listened to Me
The odds are very good that you have never heard the name, Jace Chee. He spent his working years as a rank and file...
Muslim Meteorologist Sues WMO Over racist Hurricane Names
BRUSSELS, Belgium - Islamic meteorologist, Dr. Hassier Abdul Mohammed, has filed a lawsuit in Brussels Palais De Justice seeking to change the 'racist' way...
ISIS Comedian: Infidels Just Don’t Get Me.
Meet Alwaki Answar Mahammad. By all accounts, he is just your average Libyan citizen. When you dig a little below the surface you find...
Hair color specific police reports make men unsafe.
There are many things that separate and make us different than everyone else. We have different races, genders, orientations, and many more specific traits...