Breaking down the 2016 election in simple terms
FRESNO, California - Many people throughout The United States are still struggling with their decision as to who they intend to vote for in...
Kim Jung Un Wins ‘North Korea Idol’ for Record 7th Straight...
PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jung Un, The Supreme leader of North Korea took one closer step toward immortality last night by winning his...
Clinton supporter laments: Nobody wants to steal my yard sign
HACKENSACK, New Jersey - Bill Prader has been a democrat his entire life. He has gleefully cast votes for Carter, Mondale, Dukakis, Clinton, Gore,...
Survey: 60% of Male Pokémon GO Players Think a ‘Vulva’ is...
If you haven't heard of Pokémon Go yet, odds are you were recently rescued from your political internment in North Korea or just woke...
Transgenders to Liberal do-gooders : Please stop trying to “help”.
MADISON, Wisconsin - Restrooms, believe it or not, have become the new battlefield in America's social wars. Many have tried to resolve these differences...
Comparing GOP and Dems to Assholes Offensive to Assholes
Recent developments in US politics have many people hurling insulting phrases in the direction of both major political parties. The Democratic party has fractured...
Isis leadership : We will leave America if Trump elected.
DETROIT, Michigan - Isis operatives have added their names to the long list of people threatening to leave America if Donald Trump is elected....
Casey Anthony to be Awarded Congressional Late Term Abortion Lifetime Achievement...
WASHINGTON D.C.- The 116th session of Congress is set to be one of the most contentious sessions in our nation's history. From Healthcare legislation...
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Mulls 2020 Presidential Run Despite Her Age
Washington, DC - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY), or AOC as she is called by the kids, is a 29-year-old US Legislator elected in New York's...
Comedians Fear Clinton Presidency
The President of the United States has always been a target for comedians. Chevy Chase as Gerald Ford falling down stairs or Will Farrel...