American Horror Story Joe Gatto, Fall 2017

NEW YORK, New York - Action, suspense,  horror....two genres of American culture come together to forever change the viewing habits of a nation. The...

The Last Jedi Review: If You love Star Wars Stay Away

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Clown Activists Contemplating Lawsuit for Rights Violations

WASHINGTON D.C.- Clown lives matter? Today thousands of clowns from across the nation have descended on the Capital to protest, what they believe, are...

Comparing GOP and Dems to Assholes Offensive to Assholes

Recent developments in US politics have many people hurling insulting phrases in the direction of both major political parties.  The Democratic party has fractured...

Madonna Owes Me A BJ – Claims Clinton Voter

A man, who wishes to remain anonymous until events unfurl, has written a letter to Madonna thanking her for her offer of a blowjob...

Breaking down the 2016 election in simple terms

FRESNO, California - Many people throughout The United States are still struggling with their decision as to who they intend to vote for in...

Casey Anthony to be Awarded Congressional Late Term Abortion Lifetime Achievement...

WASHINGTON D.C.- The 116th session of Congress is set to be one of the most contentious sessions in our nation's history. From Healthcare legislation...

Survey: 60% of Male Pokémon GO Players Think a ‘Vulva’ is...

If you haven't heard of Pokémon Go yet, odds are you were recently rescued from your political internment in North Korea or just woke...

Trump Administration Actually Keeps Political Promises, Politicians Stumped

How can you tell a politician is lying?  His lips are moving.  Everyone knows the joke.  What happens when a politician keeps his campaign...

Women March on Washington DC, Men March for a Sammich

LOS ANGELES, CA - Women have taken to the streets in an effort to protest the election of Donald Trump on the day after...