Paying the bills

Madonna Owes Me A BJ – Claims Clinton Voter

A man, who wishes to remain anonymous until events unfurl, has written a letter to Madonna thanking her for her offer of a blowjob...

Comparing GOP and Dems to Assholes Offensive to Assholes

Recent developments in US politics have many people hurling insulting phrases in the direction of both major political parties.  The Democratic party has fractured...

Transgender Loophole: US Women’s Olympic Team Set to Dominate Games

The plan may not have been obvious before but it is now.  The identity politics game of the American social justice movement has been...

Clinton supporter laments: Nobody wants to steal my yard sign

HACKENSACK, New Jersey - Bill Prader has been a democrat his entire life. He has gleefully cast votes for Carter, Mondale, Dukakis, Clinton, Gore,...

Clown Activists Contemplating Lawsuit for Rights Violations

WASHINGTON D.C.- Clown lives matter? Today thousands of clowns from across the nation have descended on the Capital to protest, what they believe, are...

Kim Jung Un Wins ‘North Korea Idol’ for Record 7th Straight...

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jung Un, The Supreme leader of North Korea took one closer step toward immortality last night by winning his...

Facebook to Allow Customers to Block Political Nonsense

BOSTON, Mass - According to inside reports Facebook is set to release an update to their platform that will allow users to block political...

Poll : 96% of Aborted Babies Plan to Vote for Hillary

ATLANTA, Georgia - A recent 2016 Presidential poll conducted by CNN points to a tremendous advantage for Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton among...

Star Wars The Last Jedi : What The Hell did Luke...

JEDI TEMPLE- Ahch To - After leaving my viewing of Disney's latest contribution to the Star Wars Universe, The Last Jedi, I was so...

Isis leadership : We will leave America if Trump elected.

DETROIT, Michigan - Isis operatives have added their names to the long list of people threatening to leave America if Donald Trump is elected....