Nose Pickers Healthier and Live Longer
It is maybe the biggest taboo in American culture. It is one of the fastest ways to become ostracized from the rest of society....
Ghost of Mohamed Atta: There is no Allah, Hell Not So...
AFGHANISTAN - Clerics in Jalalabad have revealed that the ghost of Mohamed Atta has made contact with them in their meditations. He has informed...
Democratic cannibalism- not the same as traditional cannibalism
San Francisco, California -
Cannibalism has failed every time it's been tried. No society has ever sustained itself on a diet which included human meat....
San Francisco Saved From Terror Attack; Liberals Claim Racism
SAN FRANCISCO, California - Developing
According to several reports, the city of San Francisco was recently saved from a Christmas week terror attack by quick thinking...
Riots in Punxsutawney as Anti-Winter Activists Reject Phil’s Prediction
Winter is not a popular season, especially in the north. Most people just want it to end which is why Groundhog's Day hold hope...
Easy Open Kraft Mac & Cheese Box Bad for Self Esteem,...
Macaroni and cheese is a popular food item. Most people prefer a homemade concoction of cheeses and pasta, but many companies make instant or...
North Carolina: Screw it, You Can All Wear Diapers
DURHAM, North Carolina - News out of North Carolina has been tumultuous over the last week, to say the least. Governor Pat McCrory (R)...
The Big Lebowski the Most Important Teaching Film of Our Time
The Big Lebowski is often cited as one of the weirdest, or best films of the modern era. There's even a religion based on...
88 Generals Endorse Trump, Hillary Incredulous
WASHINGTON, D.C.- The Trump campaign on Tuesday released a list of 88 current and former generals and admirals that have given Mr. Trump their...
Practice Safe Gerbiling: Why Duct Tape is Necessary
In relation to a recent post on the subject of polyembolokoilamania, we mentioned that people were sticking all manner of things into their bodily...