Your Self-Confidence is Likely Overinflated and Dangerous
All the self-help gurus and dating coaches these days would have you believe that self-confidence is the single most important part of your psyche....
Wwe’s stubborn constant pushes of Roman Reigns borderline obnoxious
The WWE Universe went to sleep angry again last night. The creative minds that make all the decisions in the WWE nearly fell backward...
Company Seeks to Challenge (to the Death) People Who Overuse ‘Literally’
SEATTLE, Washington - Perhaps the most often uttered, and completely idiotic, phrase in the United States is, "I'd literally kill for a cup of...
Surviving Alien Abduction: A Users Guide for 2016
Every passing year brings with it more tales of abduction and horrors orchestrated by our visitors from above. From simple sightings to full horrifying...
Spousal Murder Far Less Expensive Than Divorce
We've all seen episodes of Forensic Files and Snapped and wondered why or how a person could murder their spouse. Isn't it easier to...
Vermin Supreme: A Peaceful Protest Erupts Alongside Violent Ones
It's no secret that we have enthusiastically endorsed the candidacy of Vermin Supreme. We felt that his platform was the only one firmly rooted...
North Carolina: Screw it, You Can All Wear Diapers
DURHAM, North Carolina - News out of North Carolina has been tumultuous over the last week, to say the least. Governor Pat McCrory (R)...
In Effort to Prevent Future Beatings, United Airlines Implements Passenger Safewords
CHICAGO, IL - Embattled United Airlines announced today that it would make changes to passenger boarding procedures to prevent future beatings. The airline, as...
CZ Boss Phone Changing Prisons Through Keistering
CINCINNATI, Ohio - An idea whose time has finally come. The world was recently introduced to the '3 in 1 Long-CZ J8 Beat The...
Lego® Blocks Strewn About Battlefields a War Crime?
The world has seen far more than its fair share of war, and no period in history has been without bloodshed. With the advent of...