Ghost of Rob Reiner – Move my body to Canada if...
SAN FRANCISCO, California - Election 2016 has turned into one of the most contentious periods in American history. Volatile operatives from the left and...
North Carolina: Screw it, You Can All Wear Diapers
DURHAM, North Carolina - News out of North Carolina has been tumultuous over the last week, to say the least. Governor Pat McCrory (R)...
Is Pizzagate Real Or Is Pizzagate Fake News : The History,...
If you haven't read the previous article, go there first. This article assumes some of the facts outlined in that article are understood. Likewise,...
Homeland Security: We Can Only Afford to Protect 45 States
WASHINGTON D.C. - In an unexpected, and stunning announcement from the DHS (Department of Homeland Security) undersecretary to the deputy chief of the Vice...
Surviving Alien Abduction: A Users Guide for 2016
Every passing year brings with it more tales of abduction and horrors orchestrated by our visitors from above. From simple sightings to full horrifying...
Clown Activists Contemplating Lawsuit for Rights Violations
WASHINGTON D.C.- Clown lives matter? Today thousands of clowns from across the nation have descended on the Capital to protest, what they believe, are...
WAR! Putin accuses The Ukraine of not respecting pronouns
MOSCOW, RUSSIA FEBRUARY, 2021
Russian President Vladimir Putin is no longer pulling any punches with his border disputing, transphobic, racist neighbors in The...
International Peace Conference Ends in Fisticuffs, Violence, and Bloodshed
NEW YORK, New York - Three men were arrested and 2 others were treated at a local hospital following a brawl at the 2016...
Democratic cannibalism- not the same as traditional cannibalism
San Francisco, California -
Cannibalism has failed every time it's been tried. No society has ever sustained itself on a diet which included human meat....
Your Office Chair May Be Trying to Kill You
Odds are, you're sitting in an office chair at this very moment. Odds are you know very little about that chair. You probably don't...