North Carolina: Screw it, You Can All Wear Diapers
DURHAM, North Carolina - News out of North Carolina has been tumultuous over the last week, to say the least. Governor Pat McCrory (R)...
Wikileaks – The most shocking Podesta email to date. THIS is...
There are no words to describe what follows. Here is the email in question. We cannot remain silent. Make everyone you know aware!
From Bill...
10 Things You Need to Know About Ghost Safety
As Halloween quickly approaches, it's important that we all learn a little bit about supernatural safety. We have put together a partial list of...
Easy Open Kraft Mac & Cheese Box Bad for Self Esteem,...
Macaroni and cheese is a popular food item. Most people prefer a homemade concoction of cheeses and pasta, but many companies make instant or...
Girl Scout Cookie Turf Wars Escalate to Horrific Violence
CHICAGO, Illinois - Chicago is notorious for its street gangs and the violence they bring, but when that violence spills over into normally peaceful...
Congress Proposes ‘Rape Free Zone’ Legislation to Curb Sexual Assault
WASHINGTON, DC - Rape is an issue on the minds of many women and men across the Unites States, and our congress has finally...
What You Don’t Know About Tacos Will Kill You
In light of the recent Chipotle, E. coli scare, this article was one whose time had come. The truth is, tacos are incredibly dangerous....
Ghost of Hitler: Stop Using Me as a Meme
BERLIN, Germany - A recent late-night experiment with a Ouija board in Germany has the world reliving the past in a not so positive...
Ghost of Mohamed Atta: There is no Allah, Hell Not So...
AFGHANISTAN - Clerics in Jalalabad have revealed that the ghost of Mohamed Atta has made contact with them in their meditations. He has informed...
Spousal Murder Far Less Expensive Than Divorce
We've all seen episodes of Forensic Files and Snapped and wondered why or how a person could murder their spouse. Isn't it easier to...