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Chimps and Monkeys Skipping Straight From Stone Age to Information Age

It's recently been revealed that certain apes and monkeys have achieved the feat of making and using stone tools.  This occurs primarily only in...

Cats Don’t Have 9 Lives, Federal Study Finds

ANTIOCH, Ohio - Researchers at the small animal and rodent research labs at Ohio University have recently released several years worth of research aimed...

Use of Word ‘Kardashian’ Shown to Cause Drastic Drop in IQ

STANFORD - Scientists with the legendary Center for Advanced Study in Intellectual Sciences at Stanford University study human intellect.  They test all facets of...

Paying Attention During Sex: Avoiding Sexual Injuries

For whatever reason, hospitals are seeing a rise in sex-related injuries.  From that weirdness we talked about earlier, to hip dislocations and contortion related...

Kombucha Drinkers in the Workplace: Pretentious Douchebags?

Douchebaggery in the workplace is a dangerous condition.  It leads to resentment and altercations, sometimes physical.  There are myriad douchey things that one can...

The Sun: Why It’s Best Avoided

The sun, like most other aspects of the universe, is trying to kill you.  Far too many people know little to nothing about the...

NOAA Answers the Question: ‘Where Da Hoes At’ with Science

SUITLAND, MD - The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, NOAA, the US's premier natural pattern studying organization, has taken a major leap forward in...

Bibles, Qurans, and AR-15s, Oh My! Part One

ISLA SORNA - Life is inherently full of dangerous things that strive to hurt and kill us. We have been confronted lately by, according...

Phrenology Enjoys Resurgence in Popularity

Phrenology, which is defined as a pseudoscience primarily focused on measurements of the human skull, has long been debunked.  That fact hasn't stopped a group...

Witch Doctor Claims Computer Viruses Are Demons

ALEXANDRIA, Virginia - As if computers were not confusing enough to the bulk of the population, now it appears that they may be possessed...