Use of Word ‘Kardashian’ Shown to Cause Drastic Drop in IQ
STANFORD - Scientists with the legendary Center for Advanced Study in Intellectual Sciences at Stanford University study human intellect. They test all facets of...
Government Studies Too Expensive, Usually Have Bad Results
A recent study conducted by the National Science Foundation, costing a whopping $1 billion, which sought to quantify the efficacy and efficiency of scientific studies, has...
Twelve Internet Rumors And Conspiracy Theories You Didn’t Know Were True
SILICON VALLEY, California - The social media universe has become a proverbial treasure trove of conspiracy theory and satire. It is nearly impossible for...
Surviving Alien Abduction 2016
Every passing year brings with it more tales of abduction and horrors orchestrated by our visitors from above. From simple sightings to full horrifying...
Walmart to Replace Stockers With Robots, Reactions Mixed on Stangflip strategy
BENTONVILLE, Arkansas - The Walmart corporation, the largest retailer in the world, is preparing to replace more than half of their overnight shelve stocking...
Bibles, Qurans, and AR-15s, Oh My! Part One
ISLA SORNA - Life is inherently full of dangerous things that strive to hurt and kill us. We have been confronted lately by, according...
Phrenology Enjoys Resurgence in Popularity
Phrenology, which is defined as a pseudoscience primarily focused on measurements of the human skull, has long been debunked. That fact hasn't stopped a group...
Angry Thoughts Contribute to Global Warming
Have you ever been so mad that your body heats up, your face turns red, and you start to shout? We have all been...
Paying Attention During Sex: Avoiding Sexual Injuries
For whatever reason, hospitals are seeing a rise in sex-related injuries. From that weirdness we talked about earlier, to hip dislocations and contortion related...
The Sun: Why It’s Best Avoided
The sun, like most other aspects of the universe, is trying to kill you. Far too many people know little to nothing about the...
