Scientist Discover That Most People Are Completely Useless
Western culture tends to push the narrative that everyone is a unique snowflake, each with his/her/zer own worth, value, and abilities. Western culture is wrong....
Google Driverless Car Flips Off Asian Woman Driver
Google's driverless car technology is fascinating to most people as it truly borders on the imagination of a magical world where your dreams are...
Phrenology Enjoys Resurgence in Popularity
Phrenology, which is defined as a pseudoscience primarily focused on measurements of the human skull, has long been debunked. That fact hasn't stopped a group...
Kombucha Drinkers in the Workplace: Pretentious Douchebags?
Douchebaggery in the workplace is a dangerous condition. It leads to resentment and altercations, sometimes physical. There are myriad douchey things that one can...
Paying Attention During Sex: Avoiding Sexual Injuries
For whatever reason, hospitals are seeing a rise in sex-related injuries. From that weirdness we talked about earlier, to hip dislocations and contortion related...
Meteors Becoming Bolder, Getting Closer to Ground
The predicted meteor showers this December promise to be a sight to behold, but beware the hidden danger. Meteors have gotten considerably bolder in...
Amazon : Forget Drones, Wormholes are the Future
GENEVA, Switzerland - The future is now, but it is not the future we were expecting. Geneva, Switzerland is all abuzz, as is the...
NOAA Answers the Question: ‘Where Da Hoes At’ with Science
SUITLAND, MD - The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, NOAA, the US's premier natural pattern studying organization, has taken a major leap forward in...
Witch Doctor Claims Computer Viruses Are Demons
ALEXANDRIA, Virginia - As if computers were not confusing enough to the bulk of the population, now it appears that they may be possessed...
The Color Pink Linked to Outbreak in Breast Cancer
A new groundbreaking study will change the way we view breast cancer forever. This vile, disgusting disease that affects so many will soon be brought...