Sewer Rats in Los Angeles Becoming Sentient

LOS ANGELES, California - Recent findings by scientists studying the rat problem in Los Angeles are frightening, as well as exciting.  Sewer rats have...

Scientist Discover That Most People Are Completely Useless

Western culture tends to push the narrative that everyone is a unique snowflake, each with his/her/zer own worth, value, and abilities.  Western culture is wrong....

Kombucha Drinkers in the Workplace: Pretentious Douchebags?

Douchebaggery in the workplace is a dangerous condition.  It leads to resentment and altercations, sometimes physical.  There are myriad douchey things that one can...

Surviving Alien Abduction 2016

Every passing year brings with it more tales of abduction and horrors orchestrated by our visitors from above. From simple sightings to full horrifying...

Google Driverless Car Flips Off Asian Woman Driver

Google's driverless car technology is fascinating to most people as it truly borders on the imagination of a magical world where your dreams are...

Angry Thoughts Contribute to Global Warming

Have you ever been so mad that your body heats up, your face turns red, and you start to shout? We have all been...

Walmart to Replace Stockers With Robots, Reactions Mixed on Stangflip strategy

BENTONVILLE, Arkansas - The Walmart corporation, the largest retailer in the world, is preparing to replace more than half of their overnight shelve stocking...

Swearing Reduces Pain

Have you ever fallen off a curb and hurt your leg, or gotten your finger caught in an automatic window? When you did how...

Phrenology Enjoys Resurgence in Popularity

Phrenology, which is defined as a pseudoscience primarily focused on measurements of the human skull, has long been debunked.  That fact hasn't stopped a group...

Aliens Make Contact: Stop Giving Stars Stupid Names.

TACOMA, Wash. - Yesterday evening the National Star Registry (NSR) in Tacoma, Washington received a very special visit from a galaxy far far away. I...