Cats Don’t Have 9 Lives, Federal Study Finds
ANTIOCH, Ohio - Researchers at the small animal and rodent research labs at Ohio University have recently released several years worth of research aimed...
Paying Attention During Sex: Avoiding Sexual Injuries
For whatever reason, hospitals are seeing a rise in sex-related injuries. From that weirdness we talked about earlier, to hip dislocations and contortion related...
Sewer Rats in Los Angeles Becoming Sentient
LOS ANGELES, California - Recent findings by scientists studying the rat problem in Los Angeles are frightening, as well as exciting. Sewer rats have...
Amazon : Forget Drones, Wormholes are the Future
GENEVA, Switzerland - The future is now, but it is not the future we were expecting. Geneva, Switzerland is all abuzz, as is the...
Scientist Discover That Most People Are Completely Useless
Western culture tends to push the narrative that everyone is a unique snowflake, each with his/her/zer own worth, value, and abilities. Western culture is wrong....
Ancient Cave Drawings: Smoke Signals are the Cause of Climate Change
NAZCA Peru- Archaeologists exploring a newly found cave in Nazca, Peru have discovered ancient drawings that appear to suggest that man has been responsible...
Use of Word ‘Kardashian’ Shown to Cause Drastic Drop in IQ
STANFORD - Scientists with the legendary Center for Advanced Study in Intellectual Sciences at Stanford University study human intellect. They test all facets of...
Witch Doctor Claims Computer Viruses Are Demons
ALEXANDRIA, Virginia - As if computers were not confusing enough to the bulk of the population, now it appears that they may be possessed...
Walmart to Replace Stockers With Robots, Reactions Mixed on Stangflip strategy
BENTONVILLE, Arkansas - The Walmart corporation, the largest retailer in the world, is preparing to replace more than half of their overnight shelve stocking...
Phrenology Enjoys Resurgence in Popularity
Phrenology, which is defined as a pseudoscience primarily focused on measurements of the human skull, has long been debunked. That fact hasn't stopped a group...