Meteors Becoming Bolder, Getting Closer to Ground
The predicted meteor showers this December promise to be a sight to behold, but beware the hidden danger. Meteors have gotten considerably bolder in...
Cats Don’t Have 9 Lives, Federal Study Finds
ANTIOCH, Ohio - Researchers at the small animal and rodent research labs at Ohio University have recently released several years worth of research aimed...
Swearing Reduces Pain
Have you ever fallen off a curb and hurt your leg, or gotten your finger caught in an automatic window? When you did how...
Walmart to Replace Stockers With Robots, Reactions Mixed on Stangflip strategy
BENTONVILLE, Arkansas - The Walmart corporation, the largest retailer in the world, is preparing to replace more than half of their overnight shelve stocking...
The Color Pink Linked to Outbreak in Breast Cancer
A new groundbreaking study will change the way we view breast cancer forever. This vile, disgusting disease that affects so many will soon be brought...
Kombucha Drinkers in the Workplace: Pretentious Douchebags?
Douchebaggery in the workplace is a dangerous condition. It leads to resentment and altercations, sometimes physical. There are myriad douchey things that one can...
Sewer Rats in Los Angeles Becoming Sentient
LOS ANGELES, California - Recent findings by scientists studying the rat problem in Los Angeles are frightening, as well as exciting. Sewer rats have...
People Named Paul, Likely Serial Killers
Where the Hell is Paul? We all ask this question, at least any of us who know Paul. He never seems to be around...
Paying Attention During Sex: Avoiding Sexual Injuries
For whatever reason, hospitals are seeing a rise in sex-related injuries. From that weirdness we talked about earlier, to hip dislocations and contortion related...
Government Studies Too Expensive, Usually Have Bad Results
A recent study conducted by the National Science Foundation, costing a whopping $1 billion, which sought to quantify the efficacy and efficiency of scientific studies, has...