Chimps and Monkeys Skipping Straight From Stone Age to Information Age
It's recently been revealed that certain apes and monkeys have achieved the feat of making and using stone tools. This occurs primarily only in...
Kombucha Drinkers in the Workplace: Pretentious Douchebags?
Douchebaggery in the workplace is a dangerous condition. It leads to resentment and altercations, sometimes physical. There are myriad douchey things that one can...
Twelve Internet Rumors And Conspiracy Theories You Didn’t Know Were True
SILICON VALLEY, California - The social media universe has become a proverbial treasure trove of conspiracy theory and satire. It is nearly impossible for...
Paying Attention During Sex: Avoiding Sexual Injuries
For whatever reason, hospitals are seeing a rise in sex-related injuries. From that weirdness we talked about earlier, to hip dislocations and contortion related...
Sewer Rats in Los Angeles Becoming Sentient
LOS ANGELES, California - Recent findings by scientists studying the rat problem in Los Angeles are frightening, as well as exciting. Sewer rats have...
Ancient Cave Drawings: Smoke Signals are the Cause of Climate Change
NAZCA Peru- Archaeologists exploring a newly found cave in Nazca, Peru have discovered ancient drawings that appear to suggest that man has been responsible...
Use of Word ‘Kardashian’ Shown to Cause Drastic Drop in IQ
STANFORD - Scientists with the legendary Center for Advanced Study in Intellectual Sciences at Stanford University study human intellect. They test all facets of...
Amazon : Forget Drones, Wormholes are the Future
GENEVA, Switzerland - The future is now, but it is not the future we were expecting. Geneva, Switzerland is all abuzz, as is the...
Meteors Becoming Bolder, Getting Closer to Ground
The predicted meteor showers this December promise to be a sight to behold, but beware the hidden danger. Meteors have gotten considerably bolder in...
Witch Doctor Claims Computer Viruses Are Demons
ALEXANDRIA, Virginia - As if computers were not confusing enough to the bulk of the population, now it appears that they may be possessed...