Hand Sanitizer: Does It Make You Clean?
MEMPHIS, Tenn. - Hand sanitizer has quickly become the most popular way to wash our hands after using the restroom. It drys on its...
Witch Doctor Claims Computer Viruses Are Demons
ALEXANDRIA, Virginia - As if computers were not confusing enough to the bulk of the population, now it appears that they may be possessed...
Sewer Rats in Los Angeles Becoming Sentient
LOS ANGELES, California - Recent findings by scientists studying the rat problem in Los Angeles are frightening, as well as exciting. Sewer rats have...
Aliens Make Contact: Stop Giving Stars Stupid Names.
TACOMA, Wash. - Yesterday evening the National Star Registry (NSR) in Tacoma, Washington received a very special visit from a galaxy far far away.
I...
Google Driverless Car Flips Off Asian Woman Driver
Google's driverless car technology is fascinating to most people as it truly borders on the imagination of a magical world where your dreams are...
Surviving Alien Abduction 2016
Every passing year brings with it more tales of abduction and horrors orchestrated by our visitors from above. From simple sightings to full horrifying...
Use of Word ‘Kardashian’ Shown to Cause Drastic Drop in IQ
STANFORD - Scientists with the legendary Center for Advanced Study in Intellectual Sciences at Stanford University study human intellect. They test all facets of...
People Named Paul, Likely Serial Killers
Where the Hell is Paul? We all ask this question, at least any of us who know Paul. He never seems to be around...
Amazon : Forget Drones, Wormholes are the Future
GENEVA, Switzerland - The future is now, but it is not the future we were expecting. Geneva, Switzerland is all abuzz, as is the...
Kombucha Drinkers in the Workplace: Pretentious Douchebags?
Douchebaggery in the workplace is a dangerous condition. It leads to resentment and altercations, sometimes physical. There are myriad douchey things that one can...