Hand Sanitizer: Does It Make You Clean?
MEMPHIS, Tenn. - Hand sanitizer has quickly become the most popular way to wash our hands after using the restroom. It drys on its...
Chimps and Monkeys Skipping Straight From Stone Age to Information Age
It's recently been revealed that certain apes and monkeys have achieved the feat of making and using stone tools. This occurs primarily only in...
People Named Paul, Likely Serial Killers
Where the Hell is Paul? We all ask this question, at least any of us who know Paul. He never seems to be around...
Use of Word ‘Kardashian’ Shown to Cause Drastic Drop in IQ
STANFORD - Scientists with the legendary Center for Advanced Study in Intellectual Sciences at Stanford University study human intellect. They test all facets of...
Ancient Cave Drawings: Smoke Signals are the Cause of Climate Change
NAZCA Peru- Archaeologists exploring a newly found cave in Nazca, Peru have discovered ancient drawings that appear to suggest that man has been responsible...
NOAA Answers the Question: ‘Where Da Hoes At’ with Science
SUITLAND, MD - The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, NOAA, the US's premier natural pattern studying organization, has taken a major leap forward in...
Sewer Rats in Los Angeles Becoming Sentient
LOS ANGELES, California - Recent findings by scientists studying the rat problem in Los Angeles are frightening, as well as exciting. Sewer rats have...
The Color Pink Linked to Outbreak in Breast Cancer
A new groundbreaking study will change the way we view breast cancer forever. This vile, disgusting disease that affects so many will soon be brought...
Government Studies Too Expensive, Usually Have Bad Results
A recent study conducted by the National Science Foundation, costing a whopping $1 billion, which sought to quantify the efficacy and efficiency of scientific studies, has...
Swearing Reduces Pain
Have you ever fallen off a curb and hurt your leg, or gotten your finger caught in an automatic window? When you did how...