NOAA Answers the Question: ‘Where Da Hoes At’ with Science
SUITLAND, MD - The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, NOAA, the US's premier natural pattern studying organization, has taken a major leap forward in...
Aliens Make Contact: Stop Giving Stars Stupid Names.
TACOMA, Wash. - Yesterday evening the National Star Registry (NSR) in Tacoma, Washington received a very special visit from a galaxy far far away.
I...
Kombucha Drinkers in the Workplace: Pretentious Douchebags?
Douchebaggery in the workplace is a dangerous condition. It leads to resentment and altercations, sometimes physical. There are myriad douchey things that one can...
Swearing Reduces Pain
Have you ever fallen off a curb and hurt your leg, or gotten your finger caught in an automatic window? When you did how...
Phrenology Enjoys Resurgence in Popularity
Phrenology, which is defined as a pseudoscience primarily focused on measurements of the human skull, has long been debunked. That fact hasn't stopped a group...
Bibles, Qurans, and AR-15s, Oh My! Part One
ISLA SORNA - Life is inherently full of dangerous things that strive to hurt and kill us. We have been confronted lately by, according...
Scientist Discover That Most People Are Completely Useless
Western culture tends to push the narrative that everyone is a unique snowflake, each with his/her/zer own worth, value, and abilities. Western culture is wrong....
Chimps and Monkeys Skipping Straight From Stone Age to Information Age
It's recently been revealed that certain apes and monkeys have achieved the feat of making and using stone tools. This occurs primarily only in...
Amazon : Forget Drones, Wormholes are the Future
GENEVA, Switzerland - The future is now, but it is not the future we were expecting. Geneva, Switzerland is all abuzz, as is the...
Cats Don’t Have 9 Lives, Federal Study Finds
ANTIOCH, Ohio - Researchers at the small animal and rodent research labs at Ohio University have recently released several years worth of research aimed...
