Angry Thoughts Contribute to Global Warming
Have you ever been so mad that your body heats up, your face turns red, and you start to shout? We have all been...
The Color Pink Linked to Outbreak in Breast Cancer
A new groundbreaking study will change the way we view breast cancer forever. This vile, disgusting disease that affects so many will soon be brought...
Kombucha Drinkers in the Workplace: Pretentious Douchebags?
Douchebaggery in the workplace is a dangerous condition. It leads to resentment and altercations, sometimes physical. There are myriad douchey things that one can...
Surviving Alien Abduction 2016
Every passing year brings with it more tales of abduction and horrors orchestrated by our visitors from above. From simple sightings to full horrifying...
Use of Word ‘Kardashian’ Shown to Cause Drastic Drop in IQ
STANFORD - Scientists with the legendary Center for Advanced Study in Intellectual Sciences at Stanford University study human intellect. They test all facets of...
Sewer Rats in Los Angeles Becoming Sentient
LOS ANGELES, California - Recent findings by scientists studying the rat problem in Los Angeles are frightening, as well as exciting. Sewer rats have...
Google Driverless Car Flips Off Asian Woman Driver
Google's driverless car technology is fascinating to most people as it truly borders on the imagination of a magical world where your dreams are...
Hand Sanitizer: Does It Make You Clean?
MEMPHIS, Tenn. - Hand sanitizer has quickly become the most popular way to wash our hands after using the restroom. It drys on its...
The Sun: Why It’s Best Avoided
The sun, like most other aspects of the universe, is trying to kill you. Far too many people know little to nothing about the...
People Named Paul, Likely Serial Killers
Where the Hell is Paul? We all ask this question, at least any of us who know Paul. He never seems to be around...