Paying Attention During Sex: Avoiding Sexual Injuries

For whatever reason, hospitals are seeing a rise in sex-related injuries.  From that weirdness we talked about earlier, to hip dislocations and contortion related...

The Sun: Why It’s Best Avoided

The sun, like most other aspects of the universe, is trying to kill you.  Far too many people know little to nothing about the...

Amazon : Forget Drones, Wormholes are the Future

GENEVA, Switzerland - The future is now, but it is not the future we were expecting. Geneva, Switzerland is all abuzz, as is the...

Hand Sanitizer: Does It Make You Clean?

MEMPHIS, Tenn. - Hand sanitizer has quickly become the most popular way to wash our hands after using the restroom. It drys on its...

Meteors Becoming Bolder, Getting Closer to Ground

The predicted meteor showers this December promise to be a sight to behold, but beware the hidden danger.  Meteors have gotten considerably bolder in...

Chimps and Monkeys Skipping Straight From Stone Age to Information Age

It's recently been revealed that certain apes and monkeys have achieved the feat of making and using stone tools.  This occurs primarily only in...

People Named Paul, Likely Serial Killers

Where the Hell is Paul? We all ask this question, at least any of us who know Paul.  He never seems to be around...

Kombucha Drinkers in the Workplace: Pretentious Douchebags?

Douchebaggery in the workplace is a dangerous condition.  It leads to resentment and altercations, sometimes physical.  There are myriad douchey things that one can...

NOAA Answers the Question: ‘Where Da Hoes At’ with Science

SUITLAND, MD - The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, NOAA, the US's premier natural pattern studying organization, has taken a major leap forward in...

Witch Doctor Claims Computer Viruses Are Demons

ALEXANDRIA, Virginia - As if computers were not confusing enough to the bulk of the population, now it appears that they may be possessed...