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Surviving Alien Abduction 2016
Every passing year brings with it more tales of abduction and horrors orchestrated by our visitors from above. From simple sightings to full horrifying...
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Where the Hell is Paul? We all ask this question, at least any of us who know Paul. He never seems to be around...
Amazon : Forget Drones, Wormholes are the Future
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Witch Doctor Claims Computer Viruses Are Demons
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Google Driverless Car Flips Off Asian Woman Driver
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The Color Pink Linked to Outbreak in Breast Cancer
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