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President Trump Scheduled To Make Racist Remarks

NEW YORK, New York - Being President Of The United States is exhausting, time-consuming, and constant. Even the most energetic and detailed among us...

President Trump To Adorn commemorative Cheetos Bag

COLUMBUS, Ohio - A big announcement is expected soon from the Frito-Lay corporation regarding our newly elected President Donald J. Trump. According to reports,...

Riots in Punxsutawney as Anti-Winter Activists Reject Phil’s Prediction

Winter is not a popular season, especially in the north.  Most people just want it to end which is why Groundhog's Day hold hope...

Trump Administration Actually Keeps Political Promises, Politicians Stumped

How can you tell a politician is lying?  His lips are moving.  Everyone knows the joke.  What happens when a politician keeps his campaign...

Donald Trump replaces George Washington painting in Oval Office with Vigo...

Redecoration of the Oval Office is a tradition.  Some presidents change the order of the artwork, the furniture, the paint, the wallpaper.  Some even...

Madonna Owes Me A BJ – Claims Clinton Voter

A man, who wishes to remain anonymous until events unfurl, has written a letter to Madonna thanking her for her offer of a blowjob...

Former President Obama sneaks into whitehouse, forgot his ‘stash’

WASHINGTON D.C. - in a scene right out of a James Bond meets Cheech and Chong spoof, former President Barack Obama was briefly taken...

Women March on Washington DC, Men March for a Sammich

LOS ANGELES, CA - Women have taken to the streets in an effort to protest the election of Donald Trump on the day after...

Russia hacked The Voice Results, US intel believes

Washington DC - Russian hackers breached accounts of Dancing with the Stars individuals and organizations prior to the public vote -- including Dancing with...