Hand Washing: Statistics Say, Don’t Shake Hands With Steve

We all know Steve. For all intents and purposes, he is a nice guy. He is a father, husband, friend, and son, but he...

President Trump To Adorn commemorative Cheetos Bag

COLUMBUS, Ohio - A big announcement is expected soon from the Frito-Lay corporation regarding our newly elected President Donald J. Trump. According to reports,...

Google Driverless Car Flips Off Asian Woman Driver

Google's driverless car technology is fascinating to most people as it truly borders on the imagination of a magical world where your dreams are...

Happy Mother’s Day from Immediate Safety

We all know about your strained relationship with your mother.  Get off your butt and go get her flowers before the florist closes.  Time's...

Donald Trump replaces George Washington painting in Oval Office with Vigo...

Redecoration of the Oval Office is a tradition.  Some presidents change the order of the artwork, the furniture, the paint, the wallpaper.  Some even...

Former President Obama sneaks into whitehouse, forgot his ‘stash’

WASHINGTON D.C. - in a scene right out of a James Bond meets Cheech and Chong spoof, former President Barack Obama was briefly taken...

New York Times Editorial Staff Throws Curve-ball by Admitting Trump Did...

The New York Times has a history of hating President Trump across the board. They have run stories that use incendiary language leading readers...

Donald Trump The Leader Of The Great Hats?

NEW YORK, New York - 2016 was the year of iconic election moment after iconic election moment. From Wikileaks to #Pizzagate and everywhere in-between...

New Year’s Resolutions Unsafe

As it turns out, making new year's resolutions is a dangerous activity that leads many to a false sense of self-worth.  It's simply unsafe...

MTV’s “We are I.S.I.S.” drawing controversy across the world

NEW YORK, New York - MTV is at it again and this time the world is starting to pay attention to the dealings of...