Chimps and Monkeys Skipping Straight From Stone Age to Information Age

It's recently been revealed that certain apes and monkeys have achieved the feat of making and using stone tools.  This occurs primarily only in...

88 Generals Endorse Trump, Hillary Incredulous

WASHINGTON, D.C.- The Trump campaign on Tuesday released a list of 88 current and former generals and admirals that have given Mr. Trump their...

President Trump Scheduled To Make Racist Remarks

NEW YORK, New York - Being President Of The United States is exhausting, time-consuming, and constant. Even the most energetic and detailed among us...

Vermin Supreme: A Peaceful Protest Erupts Alongside Violent Ones

It's no secret that we have enthusiastically endorsed the candidacy of Vermin Supreme.  We felt that his platform was the only one firmly rooted...

Former President Obama sneaks into whitehouse, forgot his ‘stash’

WASHINGTON D.C. - in a scene right out of a James Bond meets Cheech and Chong spoof, former President Barack Obama was briefly taken...

San Francisco Saved From Terror Attack; Liberals Claim Racism

SAN FRANCISCO, California - Developing According to several reports, the city of San Francisco was recently saved from a Christmas week terror attack by quick thinking...

Aliens Make Contact: Stop Giving Stars Stupid Names.

TACOMA, Wash. - Yesterday evening the National Star Registry (NSR) in Tacoma, Washington received a very special visit from a galaxy far far away. I...

Casey Anthony to be Awarded Congressional Late Term Abortion Lifetime Achievement...

WASHINGTON D.C.- The 116th session of Congress is set to be one of the most contentious sessions in our nation's history. From Healthcare legislation...

John Glenn Deathbed Confession – The Earth Is Flat

  That actually didn't happen. Do you really believe the Earth is flat? Seriously?

In Effort to Prevent Future Beatings, United Airlines Implements Passenger Safewords

CHICAGO, IL - Embattled United Airlines announced today that it would make changes to passenger boarding procedures to prevent future beatings.  The airline, as...