The Beatles Offer A New Album Thanks to the Mandela Effect

BIRINGAN CITY, Philippines- A previously unreleased group of Beatles songs have been making the rounds through the light web lately. Nobody remembers the album...

Sounding: What it is, and Why You Should NEVER Google it

We've written before about polyembolokoilamania and the freakish thing it actually is.  We've even written about one particular subset of that practice known as...

Porn Starlets Inserting Ever Larger Items Into Their Rectums

There is a disturbing trend in American pornography that may have its roots in (You guessed it) German dungeon porn.  That trend is to...

President Trump To Adorn commemorative Cheetos Bag

COLUMBUS, Ohio - A big announcement is expected soon from the Frito-Lay corporation regarding our newly elected President Donald J. Trump. According to reports,...

Google Announces New Occult Search Service

Google, Inc. has announced a new search service for occult grimoires and spells, as well as lore and legends for occult deities and creatures....

Ghost of Mohamed Atta: There is no Allah, Hell Not So...

AFGHANISTAN - Clerics in Jalalabad have revealed that the ghost of Mohamed Atta has made contact with them in their meditations.  He has informed...

Girl Scout Cookie Turf Wars Escalate to Horrific Violence

CHICAGO, Illinois - Chicago is notorious for its street gangs and the violence they bring, but when that violence spills over into normally peaceful...

Humanity Has Jumped the Shark; to be Cancelled in the Next...

People paying attention to the insanity coming out of the political left have noticed that people, especially, the more vocal social justice types, have...

Sewer Rats in Los Angeles Becoming Sentient

LOS ANGELES, California - Recent findings by scientists studying the rat problem in Los Angeles are frightening, as well as exciting.  Sewer rats have...

Ghost of Hitler: Stop Using Me as a Meme

BERLIN, Germany -  A recent late-night experiment with a Ouija board in Germany has the world reliving the past in a not so positive...