Donald Trump replaces George Washington painting in Oval Office with Vigo...
Redecoration of the Oval Office is a tradition. Some presidents change the order of the artwork, the furniture, the paint, the wallpaper. Some even...
The Beatles Offer A New Album Thanks to the Mandela Effect
BIRINGAN CITY, Philippines- A previously unreleased group of Beatles songs have been making the rounds through the light web lately. Nobody remembers the album...
Porn Starlets Inserting Ever Larger Items Into Their Rectums
There is a disturbing trend in American pornography that may have its roots in (You guessed it) German dungeon porn. That trend is to...
Madonna Owes Me A BJ – Claims Clinton Voter
A man, who wishes to remain anonymous until events unfurl, has written a letter to Madonna thanking her for her offer of a blowjob...
President Trump To Adorn commemorative Cheetos Bag
COLUMBUS, Ohio - A big announcement is expected soon from the Frito-Lay corporation regarding our newly elected President Donald J. Trump. According to reports,...
Girl Scout Cookie Turf Wars Escalate to Horrific Violence
CHICAGO, Illinois - Chicago is notorious for its street gangs and the violence they bring, but when that violence spills over into normally peaceful...
What You Don’t Know About Tacos Will Kill You
In light of the recent Chipotle, E. coli scare, this article was one whose time had come. The truth is, tacos are incredibly dangerous....
Ghost of Hitler: Stop Using Me as a Meme
BERLIN, Germany - A recent late-night experiment with a Ouija board in Germany has the world reliving the past in a not so positive...
Sewer Rats in Los Angeles Becoming Sentient
LOS ANGELES, California - Recent findings by scientists studying the rat problem in Los Angeles are frightening, as well as exciting. Sewer rats have...
Aliens Make Contact: Stop Giving Stars Stupid Names.
TACOMA, Wash. - Yesterday evening the National Star Registry (NSR) in Tacoma, Washington received a very special visit from a galaxy far far away.
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