Ghost of Mohamed Atta: There is no Allah, Hell Not So...
AFGHANISTAN - Clerics in Jalalabad have revealed that the ghost of Mohamed Atta has made contact with them in their meditations. He has informed...
Chimps and Monkeys Skipping Straight From Stone Age to Information Age
It's recently been revealed that certain apes and monkeys have achieved the feat of making and using stone tools. This occurs primarily only in...
Google Announces New Occult Search Service
Google, Inc. has announced a new search service for occult grimoires and spells, as well as lore and legends for occult deities and creatures....
What Is The Ars Notoria – Gateway to illuminated powers of...
BIRINGAM CITY, Philippines - Imagine, if you will, an alternate plane where words, prayers, and chants can reward the orator with knowledge, wisdom, and...
Your Office Chair May Be Trying to Kill You
Odds are, you're sitting in an office chair at this very moment. Odds are you know very little about that chair. You probably don't...
Spit-Talkers: Annoyance, or Public Health Menace?
Some people spit when they talk. To those of us who don't, it's an annoyance, especially considering the number of times we need to...
Humanity Has Jumped the Shark; to be Cancelled in the Next...
People paying attention to the insanity coming out of the political left have noticed that people, especially, the more vocal social justice types, have...
People Named Paul, Likely Serial Killers
Where the Hell is Paul? We all ask this question, at least any of us who know Paul. He never seems to be around...
Witch Doctor Claims Computer Viruses Are Demons
ALEXANDRIA, Virginia - As if computers were not confusing enough to the bulk of the population, now it appears that they may be possessed...
John Glenn Deathbed Confession – The Earth Is Flat
That actually didn't happen. Do you really believe the Earth is flat? Seriously?