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Lego® Blocks Strewn About Battlefields a War Crime?

The world has seen far more than its fair share of war, and no period in history has been without bloodshed.  With the advent of...

New York Times Editorial Staff Throws Curve-ball by Admitting Trump Did...

The New York Times has a history of hating President Trump across the board. They have run stories that use incendiary language leading readers...

Google Driverless Car Flips Off Asian Woman Driver

Google's driverless car technology is fascinating to most people as it truly borders on the imagination of a magical world where your dreams are...

MTV’s “Kids On Drugs” Sparks Outrage

MTV, the once great leader of the music revolution, is again taking reality television to the next level of shock theater. Coming in the...

Happy Mother’s Day from Immediate Safety

We all know about your strained relationship with your mother.  Get off your butt and go get her flowers before the florist closes.  Time's...

San Francisco Saved From Terror Attack; Liberals Claim Racism

SAN FRANCISCO, California - Developing According to several reports, the city of San Francisco was recently saved from a Christmas week terror attack by quick thinking...

Hand Washing: Statistics Say, Don’t Shake Hands With Steve

We all know Steve. For all intents and purposes, he is a nice guy. He is a father, husband, friend, and son, but he...

Donald Trump The Leader Of The Great Hats?

NEW YORK, New York - 2016 was the year of iconic election moment after iconic election moment. From Wikileaks to #Pizzagate and everywhere in-between...

Bibles, Qurans, and AR-15s, Oh My! Part One

ISLA SORNA - Life is inherently full of dangerous things that strive to hurt and kill us. We have been confronted lately by, according...

Book Reviews: What Happened by Hillary Clinton

We decided that we should probably read Hillary's book because someone (talking to you, Vermin Supreme) said that we were mentioned in it. When we...