Oscar Surprise: Footballer Bryan Carrasco Nominated for Best Actor
HOLLYWOOD, Ca - The Academy Awards (AKA the Oscars) have long been the goal of actors the world over. The award has historically only gone...
Vegas Gives 3:1 – Tom Brady is Caught Cheating in this...
Rejoice! It is January again. A month full of snow, playoffs, and Tom Brady shenanigans. The King of asterisks will be at it again...
War On Christmas Casualties Projected in the Thousands This Year
The ever-growing war on Christmas is projected to claim thousands of lives this year. The US Department of Homeland Security is warning Christmas revelers...
Confirmed: Hillary Clinton Murdered a Baby With a Hammer
That's right, folks. Hillary Clinton, the de facto Democratic nominee, and potential next president of the united states beat a tiny, innocent baby to...
Our 24-Hour Safety Intensive Course
We, here at IS, intend to offer a course in Home Safety for individuals who are convinced that they aren't living safely and wish...
White Activists Seeking Reparations for Ancient Slavery
NEW YORK, New York - Several motions have been filed recently in the Southern District of New York Federal Court, seeking the right and...
Hillary Clinton to be Awarded Bronze Star for Gallantry
ARLINGTON, Virginia - During a surprise press conference this afternoon President Obama announced that he will award former Senator, and Secretary of State Hillary...
President Trump Signs Executive Order Making Everything You Read Today Literally...
In a late night Oval Office session yesterday, President Trump signed an executive order making everything you read today literally true. Spokespeople for the...
Tom Brady Caught Cheating During Family Game Night.
QUINCY, Mass - Times just continue to get more difficult for Tom Brady. Arguably the greatest quarterback in the history of the NFL finds...
Kim Jong-Un releases Netflix and Chill safety video.
North Korea's supreme leader Kim Jong-Un has released a safety video to his people entitled "Netflix and Chill Why America is the Devil." Though...