Our 24-Hour Safety Intensive Course

We, here at IS, intend to offer a course in Home Safety for individuals who are convinced that they aren't living safely and wish...

President Trump Signs Executive Order Making Everything You Read Today Literally...

In a late night Oval Office session yesterday, President Trump signed an executive order making everything you read today literally true.  Spokespeople for the...

White Activists Seeking Reparations for Ancient Slavery

NEW YORK, New York - Several motions have been filed recently in the Southern District of New York Federal Court, seeking the right and...

Mall Elves Protest Unfair Wages, Working Conditions

Every year during the holiday season, malls across the country drag the holiday decorations out of the storage dungeon and proudly display them in...

Google Announces New Occult Search Service

Google, Inc. has announced a new search service for occult grimoires and spells, as well as lore and legends for occult deities and creatures....

Immediate Safety Interviews Carly Fiorina

Did you honestly think we were going to do that?  Seriously?  She's completely irrelevant, and quite frankly we're disappointed that you even clicked the...

5 Men Who Turned Down Batman Role Ahead of Ben Affleck

HOLLYWOOD, California - The entertainment industry is all abuzz about the near release of the most anticipated non-Star Wars film of the year, Batman Vs....

War On Christmas Casualties Projected in the Thousands This Year

The ever-growing war on Christmas is projected to claim thousands of lives this year.  The US Department of Homeland Security is warning Christmas revelers...

Republican Leadership Tried Reverse Psychology to Derail Trump Train

SOUTH PARK, Colorado - Since November of 2015 the Republican establishment has been at war with Donald Trump. Every effort possible has been made...

Bernie Sanders to Use Nickname “Mango” in an Effort to Win...

BURLINGTON, Vermont -"Lifting up his head he feels the sunlight in his eyes." Bernie Sanders, embroiled in a long tough fight with former Secretary of...