Syria Brings Down Russian Planes With Flocks of Trained Birds
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Vegas Gives 3:1 – Tom Brady is Caught Cheating in this...
Rejoice! It is January again. A month full of snow, playoffs, and Tom Brady shenanigans. The King of asterisks will be at it again...
Hillary and Bill Speak at a ‘Capitalists Understanding Nationalist Tendencies’ Benefit
ASHBURN, Virginia - More than 5,000 die-hard fans packed Edlemen Financial Field this afternoon for one of the largest rallies of the 2016 Presidential...
Mall Elves Protest Unfair Wages, Working Conditions
Every year during the holiday season, malls across the country drag the holiday decorations out of the storage dungeon and proudly display them in...
Cleveland Man Laments ‘Life Going On’ After Cavs Championship
CLEVELAND, Ohio - Hell has frozen over, pigs have flown, and my kids have cleaned their bedrooms without prompting. Cleveland finally has a major...
The Real Reason Microsoft Killed the Tay AI Twitter-Bot
Recent headlines about how the Twitter-bot designed by Microsoft and dubbed 'Tay' had to be shut down are misleading at best. It's certainly problematic...
President Trump Scheduled To Make Racist Remarks
NEW YORK, New York - Being President Of The United States is exhausting, time-consuming, and constant. Even the most energetic and detailed among us...
Republican Leadership Tried Reverse Psychology to Derail Trump Train
SOUTH PARK, Colorado - Since November of 2015 the Republican establishment has been at war with Donald Trump. Every effort possible has been made...
Our 24-Hour Safety Intensive Course
We, here at IS, intend to offer a course in Home Safety for individuals who are convinced that they aren't living safely and wish...
Bernie Sanders to Use Nickname “Mango” in an Effort to Win...
BURLINGTON, Vermont -"Lifting up his head he feels the sunlight in his eyes."
Bernie Sanders, embroiled in a long tough fight with former Secretary of...