Tom Brady Caught Cheating During Family Game Night.

QUINCY, Mass -  Times just continue to get more difficult for Tom Brady. Arguably the greatest quarterback in the history of the NFL finds...

Donald Trump replaces George Washington painting in Oval Office with Vigo...

Redecoration of the Oval Office is a tradition.  Some presidents change the order of the artwork, the furniture, the paint, the wallpaper.  Some even...

Syria Brings Down Russian Planes With Flocks of Trained Birds

DAMASCUS Syria - War surrounds, war engulfs, and war reigns through the entire nation of Syria. Greatly outmatched by the Giant bear that is...

Jared: From Pitching Subs to Tossing Salads

Jared Fogle has had quite an interesting couple of years. He has gone from one of America's top advertising faces with Subway restaurants to...

Cleveland Man Laments ‘Life Going On’ After Cavs Championship

CLEVELAND, Ohio - Hell has frozen over, pigs have flown, and my kids have cleaned their bedrooms without prompting. Cleveland finally has a major...

Immediate Safety Interviews Carly Fiorina

Did you honestly think we were going to do that?  Seriously?  She's completely irrelevant, and quite frankly we're disappointed that you even clicked the...

Hillary Clinton to be Awarded Bronze Star for Gallantry

ARLINGTON, Virginia - During a surprise press conference this afternoon President Obama announced that he will award former Senator, and Secretary of State Hillary...

Republican Leadership Tried Reverse Psychology to Derail Trump Train

SOUTH PARK, Colorado - Since November of 2015 the Republican establishment has been at war with Donald Trump. Every effort possible has been made...

Confirmed: Hillary Clinton Murdered a Baby With a Hammer

That's right, folks.  Hillary Clinton, the de facto Democratic nominee, and potential next president of the united states beat a tiny, innocent baby to...

War On Christmas Casualties Projected in the Thousands This Year

The ever-growing war on Christmas is projected to claim thousands of lives this year.  The US Department of Homeland Security is warning Christmas revelers...