Jared: From Pitching Subs to Tossing Salads
Jared Fogle has had quite an interesting couple of years. He has gone from one of America's top advertising faces with Subway restaurants to...
List of People Fleeing the Country if Trump Elected
A tremendous number of people have publicly stated their desire to flee the country if Donald Trump is elected. Their reasons are many and...
Lesbian Left-Handed Albino Midget Eskimo Student Union Endorses Clinton
NOME, Alaska - In the long contested race for the Democratic nomination for President, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton fired, what looks to...
Hillary’s Most Damning Emails Recently Released.
WASHINGTON D.C. - The Federal Bureau of Investigations this morning released the most embarrassing emails yet retrieved from Hillary Clinton's private email servers. According...
Our 24-Hour Safety Intensive Course
We, here at IS, intend to offer a course in Home Safety for individuals who are convinced that they aren't living safely and wish...
Republican Leadership Tried Reverse Psychology to Derail Trump Train
SOUTH PARK, Colorado - Since November of 2015 the Republican establishment has been at war with Donald Trump. Every effort possible has been made...
War On Christmas Casualties Projected in the Thousands This Year
The ever-growing war on Christmas is projected to claim thousands of lives this year. The US Department of Homeland Security is warning Christmas revelers...
Tom Brady Caught Cheating During Family Game Night.
QUINCY, Mass - Times just continue to get more difficult for Tom Brady. Arguably the greatest quarterback in the history of the NFL finds...
Immediate Safety Interviews Carly Fiorina
Did you honestly think we were going to do that? Seriously? She's completely irrelevant, and quite frankly we're disappointed that you even clicked the...
President Obama Ready to Announce his “Adopt a Refugee” Policy
WASHINGTON D.C. - President Obama is taking no prisoners when it comes to the safety and well being of Syrian refugees seeking asylum in...