A Day Without Women Becomes Revenge of the Patriarchy
DALLAS, Texas - In a bold move, women all over the nation used the advent of International Women's Day, the 8th of March, to...
Oscar Surprise: Footballer Bryan Carrasco Nominated for Best Actor
HOLLYWOOD, Ca - The Academy Awards (AKA the Oscars) have long been the goal of actors the world over. The award has historically only gone...
Hillary Clinton to be Awarded Bronze Star for Gallantry
ARLINGTON, Virginia - During a surprise press conference this afternoon President Obama announced that he will award former Senator, and Secretary of State Hillary...
War On Christmas Casualties Projected in the Thousands This Year
The ever-growing war on Christmas is projected to claim thousands of lives this year. The US Department of Homeland Security is warning Christmas revelers...
President Obama Ready to Announce his “Adopt a Refugee” Policy
WASHINGTON D.C. - President Obama is taking no prisoners when it comes to the safety and well being of Syrian refugees seeking asylum in...
DNC to Hand Debbie Wasserman Schultz Over to ISIS for Beheading
Democrats, especially those loyal to Senator Sanders, are a difficult crowd to please. Given the release of emails from DNC employees which shows conclusively...
List of People Fleeing the Country if Trump Elected
A tremendous number of people have publicly stated their desire to flee the country if Donald Trump is elected. Their reasons are many and...
Vegas Gives 3:1 – Tom Brady is Caught Cheating in this...
Rejoice! It is January again. A month full of snow, playoffs, and Tom Brady shenanigans. The King of asterisks will be at it again...
NFL Hands Out Harsh Penalties on Domestic Violence
NEW YORK, New York - The National Football league has long been the champion of violence and conquest on the field of battle. Rules...
White Activists Seeking Reparations for Ancient Slavery
NEW YORK, New York - Several motions have been filed recently in the Southern District of New York Federal Court, seeking the right and...