Republican Leadership Tried Reverse Psychology to Derail Trump Train

SOUTH PARK, Colorado - Since November of 2015 the Republican establishment has been at war with Donald Trump. Every effort possible has been made...

White Activists Seeking Reparations for Ancient Slavery

NEW YORK, New York - Several motions have been filed recently in the Southern District of New York Federal Court, seeking the right and...

List of People Fleeing the Country if Trump Elected

A tremendous number of people have publicly stated their desire to flee the country if Donald Trump is elected. Their reasons are many and...

Hillary’s Most Damning Emails Recently Released.

WASHINGTON D.C. - The Federal Bureau of Investigations this morning released the most embarrassing emails yet retrieved from Hillary Clinton's private email servers. According...

Hillary Clinton to be Awarded Bronze Star for Gallantry

ARLINGTON, Virginia - During a surprise press conference this afternoon President Obama announced that he will award former Senator, and Secretary of State Hillary...

Lesbian Left-Handed Albino Midget Eskimo Student Union Endorses Clinton

NOME, Alaska - In the long contested race for the Democratic nomination for President, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton fired, what looks to...

Donald Trump replaces George Washington painting in Oval Office with Vigo...

Redecoration of the Oval Office is a tradition.  Some presidents change the order of the artwork, the furniture, the paint, the wallpaper.  Some even...

DNC to Hand Debbie Wasserman Schultz Over to ISIS for Beheading

Democrats, especially those loyal to Senator Sanders, are a difficult crowd to please.  Given the release of emails from DNC employees which shows conclusively...

NFL Hands Out Harsh Penalties on Domestic Violence

NEW YORK, New York - The National Football league has long been the champion of violence and conquest on the field of battle. Rules...

Immediate Safety Interviews Carly Fiorina

Did you honestly think we were going to do that?  Seriously?  She's completely irrelevant, and quite frankly we're disappointed that you even clicked the...