List of People Fleeing the Country if Trump Elected
A tremendous number of people have publicly stated their desire to flee the country if Donald Trump is elected. Their reasons are many and...
Hillary and Bill Speak at a ‘Capitalists Understanding Nationalist Tendencies’ Benefit
ASHBURN, Virginia - More than 5,000 die-hard fans packed Edlemen Financial Field this afternoon for one of the largest rallies of the 2016 Presidential...
NFL Hands Out Harsh Penalties on Domestic Violence
NEW YORK, New York - The National Football league has long been the champion of violence and conquest on the field of battle. Rules...
Cleveland Man Laments ‘Life Going On’ After Cavs Championship
CLEVELAND, Ohio - Hell has frozen over, pigs have flown, and my kids have cleaned their bedrooms without prompting. Cleveland finally has a major...
The Real Reason Microsoft Killed the Tay AI Twitter-Bot
Recent headlines about how the Twitter-bot designed by Microsoft and dubbed 'Tay' had to be shut down are misleading at best. It's certainly problematic...
DNC to Hand Debbie Wasserman Schultz Over to ISIS for Beheading
Democrats, especially those loyal to Senator Sanders, are a difficult crowd to please. Given the release of emails from DNC employees which shows conclusively...
Tom Brady Caught Cheating During Family Game Night.
QUINCY, Mass - Times just continue to get more difficult for Tom Brady. Arguably the greatest quarterback in the history of the NFL finds...
Thirteen Questions With Hillary Clinton
We're not even sure how a rinky-dink outfit like us scored this interview. I think some confused staffer dropped us in the wrong pile....
Confirmed: Hillary Clinton Murdered a Baby With a Hammer
That's right, folks. Hillary Clinton, the de facto Democratic nominee, and potential next president of the united states beat a tiny, innocent baby to...
White Activists Seeking Reparations for Ancient Slavery
NEW YORK, New York - Several motions have been filed recently in the Southern District of New York Federal Court, seeking the right and...