Google Announces New Occult Search Service

Google, Inc. has announced a new search service for occult grimoires and spells, as well as lore and legends for occult deities and creatures....

5 Men Who Turned Down Batman Role Ahead of Ben Affleck

HOLLYWOOD, California - The entertainment industry is all abuzz about the near release of the most anticipated non-Star Wars film of the year, Batman Vs....

Ted Cruz : How I Will Win the Gays? Calendars…

DALLAS, Texas - Senator and Presidential hopeful Ted Cruz is trying to fill every gap he can with voters, even if it means appealing...

Donald Trump Set to Trademark the Word ‘Great’

In another bold election cycle move, the ever opportunistic Donald Trump has petitioned to trademark the word "great."  The often overused adjective of choice...

Oscar Surprise: Footballer Bryan Carrasco Nominated for Best Actor

HOLLYWOOD, Ca - The Academy Awards (AKA the Oscars) have long been the goal of actors the world over.  The award has historically only gone...

Lesbian Left-Handed Albino Midget Eskimo Student Union Endorses Clinton

NOME, Alaska - In the long contested race for the Democratic nomination for President, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton fired, what looks to...

Hillary Clinton to be Awarded Bronze Star for Gallantry

ARLINGTON, Virginia - During a surprise press conference this afternoon President Obama announced that he will award former Senator, and Secretary of State Hillary...

President Trump Scheduled To Make Racist Remarks

NEW YORK, New York - Being President Of The United States is exhausting, time-consuming, and constant. Even the most energetic and detailed among us...

Syria Brings Down Russian Planes With Flocks of Trained Birds

DAMASCUS Syria - War surrounds, war engulfs, and war reigns through the entire nation of Syria. Greatly outmatched by the Giant bear that is...

Kim Jong-Un releases Netflix and Chill safety video.

North Korea's supreme leader Kim Jong-Un has released a safety video to his people entitled "Netflix and Chill Why America is the Devil." Though...