War On Christmas Casualties Projected in the Thousands This Year
The ever-growing war on Christmas is projected to claim thousands of lives this year. The US Department of Homeland Security is warning Christmas revelers...
List of People Fleeing the Country if Trump Elected
A tremendous number of people have publicly stated their desire to flee the country if Donald Trump is elected. Their reasons are many and...
NFL Hands Out Harsh Penalties on Domestic Violence
NEW YORK, New York - The National Football league has long been the champion of violence and conquest on the field of battle. Rules...
Kim Jong-Un releases Netflix and Chill safety video.
North Korea's supreme leader Kim Jong-Un has released a safety video to his people entitled "Netflix and Chill Why America is the Devil." Though...
Hillary and Bill Speak at a ‘Capitalists Understanding Nationalist Tendencies’ Benefit
ASHBURN, Virginia - More than 5,000 die-hard fans packed Edlemen Financial Field this afternoon for one of the largest rallies of the 2016 Presidential...
DNC to Hand Debbie Wasserman Schultz Over to ISIS for Beheading
Democrats, especially those loyal to Senator Sanders, are a difficult crowd to please. Given the release of emails from DNC employees which shows conclusively...
President Obama Ready to Announce his “Adopt a Refugee” Policy
WASHINGTON D.C. - President Obama is taking no prisoners when it comes to the safety and well being of Syrian refugees seeking asylum in...
Donald Trump replaces George Washington painting in Oval Office with Vigo...
Redecoration of the Oval Office is a tradition. Some presidents change the order of the artwork, the furniture, the paint, the wallpaper. Some even...
Mall Elves Protest Unfair Wages, Working Conditions
Every year during the holiday season, malls across the country drag the holiday decorations out of the storage dungeon and proudly display them in...
Confirmed: Hillary Clinton Murdered a Baby With a Hammer
That's right, folks. Hillary Clinton, the de facto Democratic nominee, and potential next president of the united states beat a tiny, innocent baby to...