NFL Hands Out Harsh Penalties on Domestic Violence
NEW YORK, New York - The National Football league has long been the champion of violence and conquest on the field of battle. Rules...
Mall Elves Protest Unfair Wages, Working Conditions
Every year during the holiday season, malls across the country drag the holiday decorations out of the storage dungeon and proudly display them in...
Syria Brings Down Russian Planes With Flocks of Trained Birds
DAMASCUS Syria - War surrounds, war engulfs, and war reigns through the entire nation of Syria. Greatly outmatched by the Giant bear that is...
Popular Music and Ear Safety
The ability to hear for many is considered the most valuable of the senses. To hear the voice of a loved one or a...
A Browns Fan Named Sue
Why do some of us grow up with such amazing abilities to adapt to any of the horrors in our environment? Where do the...
Flatulence in Elevators and Carpool Lanes: Assault?
Meet Gus Anderson. By all accounts a good man. A father, brother, son, and a pillar of his community. Sadly Gus was fatality beaten...
Cleveland Browns: The Art of Perpetual Sadness
Oh, those lovable losers. The ones who try and try, but never taste the sweetness of success.
The guy who grabs the microphone every Thursday...
Recreational Fishing Linked to Severe Alcoholism
Fishing is one of the great pastimes throughout history. Where there's water, there are fish. Where there are fish, there are anglers. Where there...
Paying for Sex Safer, Less Expensive Than Dating, Marriage
It's no secret that prostitution is a very old and storied profession. In certain pagan cultures, priestesses of some deities earned money for the...
Easy Open Kraft Mac & Cheese Box Bad for Self Esteem,...
Macaroni and cheese is a popular food item. Most people prefer a homemade concoction of cheeses and pasta, but many companies make instant or...