10 Things You Need to Know About Ghost Safety

As Halloween quickly approaches, it's important that we all learn a little bit about supernatural safety.  We have put together a partial list of...

Cleveland Browns: The Art of Perpetual Sadness

Oh, those lovable losers. The ones who try and try, but never taste the sweetness of success. The guy who grabs the microphone every Thursday...

CIA GO: Collect Them All

SILICON VALLEY, California - The recent scandals tormenting the CIA (Central Intelligence Agency) have given a much-deserved black eye to the once proud American Institution....

Ohio Man Celebrates 480 Months Heroin-Free

YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio -  Perseverant, indefatigable, resolute. One man stands as a testament to the power of the soul over addiction and adds another slash...

Jared: From Pitching Subs to Tossing Salads

Jared Fogle has had quite an interesting couple of years. He has gone from one of America's top advertising faces with Subway restaurants to...

Comparing GOP and Dems to Assholes Offensive to Assholes

Recent developments in US politics have many people hurling insulting phrases in the direction of both major political parties.  The Democratic party has fractured...

Vegas Gives 3:1 – Tom Brady is Caught Cheating in this...

Rejoice! It is January again. A month full of snow, playoffs, and Tom Brady shenanigans. The King of asterisks will be at it again...

Kim Jong-Un releases Netflix and Chill safety video.

North Korea's supreme leader Kim Jong-Un has released a safety video to his people entitled "Netflix and Chill Why America is the Devil." Though...

DNC to Hand Debbie Wasserman Schultz Over to ISIS for Beheading

Democrats, especially those loyal to Senator Sanders, are a difficult crowd to please.  Given the release of emails from DNC employees which shows conclusively...

The Last Jedi Review: If You love Star Wars Stay Away

IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY - Oh where to begin? I may, or may not have spoilers here. Not really sure as this...