Vegas Gives 3:1 – Tom Brady is Caught Cheating in this...
Rejoice! It is January again. A month full of snow, playoffs, and Tom Brady shenanigans. The King of asterisks will be at it again...
Peyton Manning Retires: End of an Amazing Love Story
Peyton Manning announces his retirement thus ending one of the great love stories in professional sports history. Only Bonnie Tyler can put into words...
Former President Obama Proving Spying Is Not Always A Bad Thing.
EVERYNOOKANDCRANYIN, America - Sometimes, throughout our lives, we hear words that automatically trigger negative emotions; Hitler, Satan, Osama Bin Laden, Nickelback just to name a...
10 Things You Need to Know About Ghost Safety
As Halloween quickly approaches, it's important that we all learn a little bit about supernatural safety. We have put together a partial list of...
DNC to Hand Debbie Wasserman Schultz Over to ISIS for Beheading
Democrats, especially those loyal to Senator Sanders, are a difficult crowd to please. Given the release of emails from DNC employees which shows conclusively...
Mall Elves Protest Unfair Wages, Working Conditions
Every year during the holiday season, malls across the country drag the holiday decorations out of the storage dungeon and proudly display them in...
War on Drugs a Dismal Failure Brought About for Reasons That...
We all know the war on drugs is a failure. We know that it's given police military-style weapons to wage war on plants and...
Hair color specific police reports make men unsafe.
There are many things that separate and make us different than everyone else. We have different races, genders, orientations, and many more specific traits...
Spousal Murder Far Less Expensive Than Divorce
We've all seen episodes of Forensic Files and Snapped and wondered why or how a person could murder their spouse. Isn't it easier to...
Charleston Man Fired Due to Flatulence
CHARLESTON, West Virginia - A battle of prodigious magnitude is dawning at a diminutive regency office in the suburbs of Charleston West Virginia. The...