President Trump Caught Red Handed

ASHBURN, Virginia - It was inevitable that before long, the truth about President Donald Trump would be absolutely clear. With major media outlets, street...

DNC to Hand Debbie Wasserman Schultz Over to ISIS for Beheading

Democrats, especially those loyal to Senator Sanders, are a difficult crowd to please.  Given the release of emails from DNC employees which shows conclusively...

Twelve Internet Rumors And Conspiracy Theories You Didn’t Know Were True

SILICON VALLEY, California - The social media universe has become a proverbial treasure trove of conspiracy theory and satire. It is nearly impossible for...

The Real Reason Microsoft Killed the Tay AI Twitter-Bot

Recent headlines about how the Twitter-bot designed by Microsoft and dubbed 'Tay' had to be shut down are misleading at best.  It's certainly problematic...

NFL Set to Expand Sidelines to Accommodate Parole Officers

NEW YORK, New York -  The National Football League has announced an unprecedented on-field expansion to accommodate the large number of parole supervisors who...

Hair color specific police reports make men unsafe.

There are many things that separate and make us different than everyone else. We have different races, genders, orientations, and many more specific traits...

Charleston Man Fired Due to Flatulence

CHARLESTON, West Virginia - A battle of prodigious magnitude is dawning at a diminutive regency office in the suburbs of Charleston West Virginia. The...

Food Safety: Mortality Rate Among Fruit Eaters an Astonishing 100%

Nutritional safety is always important in today's fast-paced, fast food society.  We all do the best we can to ensure we are getting the...

Scientist Discover That Most People Are Completely Useless

Western culture tends to push the narrative that everyone is a unique snowflake, each with his/her/zer own worth, value, and abilities.  Western culture is wrong....