Truth in Politix Releases Little-Known Campaign Promises From Candidates
WASHINGTON D.C. - Truth in Politix, a nonpartisan political action group, has released their list of little-known campaign promises from both the Donald Trump...
Spousal Murder Far Less Expensive Than Divorce
We've all seen episodes of Forensic Files and Snapped and wondered why or how a person could murder their spouse. Isn't it easier to...
Ms. ISIS Beauty Pageant Ends in Controversy
DAMASCUS Syria - The first ever Ms. Isis beauty pageant was hailed as the biggest event in Syria in decades and lived up to...
10 Things You Need to Know About Ghost Safety
As Halloween quickly approaches, it's important that we all learn a little bit about supernatural safety. We have put together a partial list of...
Huge Grocery Conspiracy: Why Produce is at Front of Supermarket
PEORIA, Illinois - Investigative journalists here at Immediate Safety have uncovered a grand conspiracy concerning the placement of produce in grocery stores and supermarkets....
Company Seeks to Challenge (to the Death) People Who Overuse ‘Literally’
SEATTLE, Washington - Perhaps the most often uttered, and completely idiotic, phrase in the United States is, "I'd literally kill for a cup of...
The Mans Guide To Acceptable Christmas Movie Viewing
It's sometimes difficult for men to know what can and cannot be watched during the holiday season while still maintaining a claim on manhood....
Facebook has been compromised and it is time for all Patriots...
Facebook has been compromised. Why does it matter? Why should we care? How does It effect me? What difference does it make? If you...
What is Pizzagate and How Might it Change the Shape of...
WASHINGTON, D.C.- First of all, this investigation and what it will uncover is not over. Far from it. We will update this article 20...
Cleveland Man Laments ‘Life Going On’ After Cavs Championship
CLEVELAND, Ohio - Hell has frozen over, pigs have flown, and my kids have cleaned their bedrooms without prompting. Cleveland finally has a major...