Transgenders to Liberal do-gooders : Please stop trying to “help”.

MADISON, Wisconsin - Restrooms, believe it or not, have become the new battlefield in America's social wars. Many have tried to resolve these differences...

HomophobiPhobes Ruining Homosexuality for Everyone

CHARLESTON, South Carolina - Violence against anyone is frowned upon in America and rightly so. Recently we have become aware of a new brand...

White Activists Seeking Reparations for Ancient Slavery

NEW YORK, New York - Several motions have been filed recently in the Southern District of New York Federal Court, seeking the right and...

Twelve Internet Rumors And Conspiracy Theories You Didn’t Know Were True

SILICON VALLEY, California - The social media universe has become a proverbial treasure trove of conspiracy theory and satire. It is nearly impossible for...

Ohio Doctor: My Life Was Ruined by Billboard Company

AKRON, Ohio - Jose Blose Jr., an unfortunate name for an unfortunate man. The Akron, Ohio therapist has spent much of his life in...

Use of Word ‘Kardashian’ Shown to Cause Drastic Drop in IQ

STANFORD - Scientists with the legendary Center for Advanced Study in Intellectual Sciences at Stanford University study human intellect.  They test all facets of...

Erotic, Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation Do’s and Don’ts

SCHENECTADY NY - Since the death of David Carradine due to auto-erotic asphyxiation, the practice has not only been on the radar of many...

Spousal Murder Far Less Expensive Than Divorce

We've all seen episodes of Forensic Files and Snapped and wondered why or how a person could murder their spouse.  Isn't it easier to...

The Mans Guide To Acceptable Christmas Movie Viewing

It's sometimes difficult for men to know what can and cannot be watched during the holiday season while still maintaining a claim on manhood....

Huge Grocery Conspiracy: Why Produce is at Front of Supermarket

PEORIA, Illinois - Investigative journalists here at Immediate Safety have uncovered a grand conspiracy concerning the placement of produce in grocery stores and supermarkets....