Flatulence in Elevators and Carpool Lanes: Assault?
Meet Gus Anderson. By all accounts a good man. A father, brother, son, and a pillar of his community. Sadly Gus was fatality beaten...
Hair color specific police reports make men unsafe.
There are many things that separate and make us different than everyone else. We have different races, genders, orientations, and many more specific traits...
Whistle-Blowing Stormtrooper : The Empire Never Listened to Me
The odds are very good that you have never heard the name, Jace Chee. He spent his working years as a rank and file...
Huge Grocery Conspiracy: Why Produce is at Front of Supermarket
PEORIA, Illinois - Investigative journalists here at Immediate Safety have uncovered a grand conspiracy concerning the placement of produce in grocery stores and supermarkets....
Facebook has been compromised and it is time for all Patriots...
Facebook has been compromised. Why does it matter? Why should we care? How does It effect me? What difference does it make? If you...
The Mans Guide To Acceptable Christmas Movie Viewing
It's sometimes difficult for men to know what can and cannot be watched during the holiday season while still maintaining a claim on manhood....
Donald Trump Set to Trademark the Word ‘Great’
In another bold election cycle move, the ever opportunistic Donald Trump has petitioned to trademark the word "great." The often overused adjective of choice...
North Carolina: Screw it, You Can All Wear Diapers
DURHAM, North Carolina - News out of North Carolina has been tumultuous over the last week, to say the least. Governor Pat McCrory (R)...
Comparing GOP and Dems to Assholes Offensive to Assholes
Recent developments in US politics have many people hurling insulting phrases in the direction of both major political parties. The Democratic party has fractured...