What is Pizzagate and How Might it Change the Shape of...

WASHINGTON, D.C.-  First of all, this investigation and what it will uncover is not over.  Far from it.  We will update this article 20...

Company Seeks to Challenge (to the Death) People Who Overuse ‘Literally’

SEATTLE, Washington - Perhaps the most often uttered, and completely idiotic, phrase in the United States is, "I'd literally kill for a cup of...

Vermin Supreme the Only Candidate not Full of Shit

The news is all Hillary this, Trump that, Bernie the other (also Cruz, but who cares).  The worst thing about it is, every time...

Trump Supporter Starts Business Catering to Sanders Supporters

EAST HARTFORD, Conn - A man in Connecticut has started a business that caters to the dejected and depressed supporters of Bernie Sanders.  These...

Flatulence in Elevators and Carpool Lanes: Assault?

Meet Gus Anderson. By all accounts a good man. A father, brother, son, and a pillar of his community.  Sadly Gus was fatality beaten...

Is Pizzagate Real Or Is Pizzagate Fake News : The History,...

If you haven't read the previous article, go there first.  This article assumes some of the facts outlined in that article are understood.  Likewise,...

White Activists Seeking Reparations for Ancient Slavery

NEW YORK, New York - Several motions have been filed recently in the Southern District of New York Federal Court, seeking the right and...

Facebook has been compromised and it is time for all Patriots...

Facebook has been compromised. Why does it matter? Why should we care? How does It effect me? What difference does it make? If you...

Homeland Security: We Can Only Afford to Protect 45 States

WASHINGTON D.C. - In an unexpected, and stunning announcement from the DHS (Department of Homeland Security) undersecretary to the deputy chief of the Vice...

Cleveland Man Laments ‘Life Going On’ After Cavs Championship

CLEVELAND, Ohio - Hell has frozen over, pigs have flown, and my kids have cleaned their bedrooms without prompting. Cleveland finally has a major...