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Polyembolokoilamania and You: We Got Nothin’

Once in awhile, we run across a behavior so unsafe that we can't properly process what we're seeing.  This one is perhaps the worst....

Therapists Recommend a Combination of Marijuana and Bob Ross for Anxiety

SEATTLE, Washington - Anxiety is a tremendous problem in the western world.  It's more pronounced among intellectuals and intelligent people.  The more intelligent a...

Lesbian Left-Handed Albino Midget Eskimo Student Union Endorses Clinton

NOME, Alaska - In the long contested race for the Democratic nomination for President, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton fired, what looks to...

What is Pizzagate and How Might it Change the Shape of...

WASHINGTON, D.C.-  First of all, this investigation and what it will uncover is not over.  Far from it.  We will update this article 20...

North Carolina: Screw it, You Can All Wear Diapers

DURHAM, North Carolina - News out of North Carolina has been tumultuous over the last week, to say the least. Governor Pat McCrory (R)...

10 Things You Need to Know About Ghost Safety

As Halloween quickly approaches, it's important that we all learn a little bit about supernatural safety.  We have put together a partial list of...

Detroit woman sues Proctor & Gamble over Tide Pod weight gain

DETROIT, Michigan - A Wayne County couple, today, filed a federal lawsuit against the Proctor & Gamble corporation (Makers of Tide detergent), for a...

Congress Proposes ‘Rape Free Zone’ Legislation to Curb Sexual Assault

WASHINGTON, DC - Rape is an issue on the minds of many women and men across the Unites States, and our congress has finally...

Easy Open Kraft Mac & Cheese Box Bad for Self Esteem,...

Macaroni and cheese is a popular food item.  Most people prefer a homemade concoction of cheeses and pasta, but many companies make instant or...

The Last Jedi Review: If You love Star Wars Stay Away

IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY - Oh where to begin? I may, or may not have spoilers here. Not really sure as this...