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Red lights for anti-gun solidarity

Red lights for anti-gun solidarity
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A new trend is sweeping the nation. It’s called “red lighting”. Activists are changing their normal white porch light bulbs with special red bulbs letting the world know This is a gun free home.

According to Jane Seymore who is the director of operations for the Department of Protecting Everyone (DOPE) we will soon see millions of homes adorned with red bulbs.

It is clear to me that everyone is lookimg for a safer enviroment to raise their children. A gun free safe home is everything America is supposed to be. – Seymore

So far many of America’s largest retailers have been selling out of the red bulbs quickly. “We can’t get them in fast enough. They are flying off the shelves.” Claims Bill Barskey president of marketing research for Walmart, “As soon as we get them in there is a line of well-intentioned people buying them up.”

Not everyone is excited about this idea. Our reporters spoke with Americans on the street to get their opinions and they were mixed.

This is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of. Red lights are for the bedroom and thanks to you I can’t find any now. – Carlos

My home has red lights on both the front porch and the back. We have strimgs of red lights in the trees to let everyone know we are a gun free home. -Hillary

This is crazy how dumb can you……. wait, uh this is actually a good idea. I am glad that gun free homes will have red lights. Good for you. I love this, -Tyrone

As we all are immersed in the sea of red protective lights be sure to remember that the red light means a gun free zone so all of you would-be attackers and thieves please leave your guns at the door.


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  1. Aahh they ain’t nobody that stupid…..are they?

  2. Really??? That’s not what red lights are about. Just saying.

  3. They tell you not to let or show people that your not going to be home or on vacation, but it makes sense to tell them you can’t protect your home from intruders. “”THE BRITISH ARE COMING”” only this time it’s probably not going to be the British!!

  4. Bradley Hughes

    This is supposed to be funny, right?

  5. I am sure bad guys have this idea figured out!

  6. Don Strickland

    Surely people aren’t that dumb!!! They might as well put up a big sign that says, “Come on in and take what you want, because we have no way to defend ourselves!!”

  7. Classic.

  8. Not at my house. Mine will be green or blue.

  9. Lack of common sense is becoming very dangerous for two reasons… It shows your (1) Stupidity! & (2) Your a Hillary Sheeples!

  10. Awesome now the crooks know which victims are unarmed….idiots.

  11. This is a great idea. The bad guys know who to rob and ones not to be missed with. I challenge anyone who falls for this BS pay for there funeral and a sum of money to the spouse or children. If thay are wounded you pay hospital cost and disability for the rest of there lives. Good God dont tread on me

  12. Heath Klausthauber

    Funny was as a child red light ment a house of ill repute or whore house. I got a 9mm glock in december. My first gun. Why would people advertise they are unarmed especially in America today

  13. Francis Michael Auriemmo Jr.

    Thought a red light meant it was a whore house

  14. Let the crooks know the house with the red light on is a easy target. Who ever thinks this stuff up, wow

  15. hey twatwaffles a red light is the signal the bitch inside is a whore looking for buisness hence the phrase RED LIGHT DISTRICT. FN RETARDS !!!!

  16. Brain dead. Liberals???

  17. Rick Spaulding

    Red lights used to mean open for business, hint, hint… Guess they still do, LOL ROXANNE, You don’t have to turn out the red light!

  18. Good now we know who to rob

  19. Jamie Goyetche

    Pffft…they’ll have red lights out side but be inside like this…

  20. That is just saying “Come rape me and my whole family and the kill us and take our stuff. It’s like the blue light special at Target (where you don’t want to use the bathroom) if you’re a female that doesn’t want to be raped by an illegal alien from Iran.

  21. Shawn Swafford

    Good. Now the criminals will know exactly where to go, and they can leave my house alone.

    Sign on my property reads: Nothing in my home is worth losing your life over.

  22. Calvin Gaudette

    How dumb can you be

  23. Terrence Musemeche

    Rob the house with red lights

  24. Hey guys. Sssssssshhhhhhh!!! Just pass it on let problem sort it’s self out. bwahahahah

  25. James A Byrd II

    Advertising to armed criminals out there that you are unarmed and defenseless… GOD!!! The stupid burns!!!

  26. Randy Humphries

    Great. Now the home invaders know where to go.

  27. Hank Chriceol

  28. This has to be a troll site. Department Of Protecting Everyone? (DOPE)?

  29. Well, they be crying for safe space after they get robed, rape and whatever else, hey bur Hillary bw happy!!!

  30. Can I get the red lights, charge the Johns, and rob the home invaders?

  31. yes this is the newest welcome sign for bad guys I dont use a porch light at all I use night vision so

  32. Joseph Eberhart

    I hope their stuff is crappier then mine that way the burglars have to make a tough choice lol

  33. Outstanding! Now the criminals will know right where to go for 0 resistance.

  34. Easy target for criminals!!!

  35. I’m gonna change my light to red….I’ve been dying to try out these new hollow points

  36. At least MaMa want stay awake worrying about her little thug getting shot while he is robbing dem fools.

  37. Guess they just made criminals lives easier

  38. I might change all my neighbors lightbulbs to red to keep crooks off my house.

  39. Eddie G Hoffmann

    Oh please… do this. 😀

  40. What color for heavily armed?

  41. It’s a parody people!!! SMH.

  42. Hopefully they don’t get too mad when drunken Marines show up wanting some action.

  43. They got that idea at Home Invasion r Us

  44. It’s really a green light for criminals ! LOL

  45. Umm…. aren’t red light for whore houses??

  46. Cindy Farrow-Cookson

    Just leave the door open to have your things taken and your family harmed or killed people

  47. red light districts? wasnt red light districts a way for prostitutes to announce their were abouts? its nice that the criminal can now pick his victims with out getting shot

  48. Sweet!! Won’t have to worry about my home getting broken into!!

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