President Trump Caught Red Handed
ASHBURN, Virginia - It was inevitable that before long, the truth about President Donald Trump would be absolutely clear. With major media outlets, street...
Why Jim Comey Let Hillary Skate (or did he)
The Clinton scandal is just about all we see these days. Her defenders are toeing the party line saying it's not a big deal,...
War on Drugs a Dismal Failure Brought About for Reasons That...
We all know the war on drugs is a failure. We know that it's given police military-style weapons to wage war on plants and...
The Mandela Effect: You’re Not Stupid, But Your Memory Is?
PROVO, Utah - Many people have been discussing a strange new phenomenon in the conspiracy world lately called the Mandela Effect. According to Wikipedia,...
What You Don’t Know About Click-Bait Could Kill You
Be careful of websites like Upworthy and Buzzfeed. They will bait you with those highly clickable links, but what happens once they have you?...
Vermin Supreme the Only Candidate not Full of Shit
The news is all Hillary this, Trump that, Bernie the other (also Cruz, but who cares). The worst thing about it is, every time...
Donald Trump Actually the Outer God Nyarlathotep
Insiders have determined that Donald Trump is hiding a dark secret. One of Lovecraftian proportions, that we can only hope is not true. If...
Huge Grocery Conspiracy: Why Produce is at Front of Supermarket
PEORIA, Illinois - Investigative journalists here at Immediate Safety have uncovered a grand conspiracy concerning the placement of produce in grocery stores and supermarkets....