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Facebook has been compromised and it is time for all Patriots...

Facebook has been compromised. Why does it matter? Why should we care? How does It effect me? What difference does it make? If you...

The Mandela Effect: You’re Not Stupid, But Your Memory Is?

PROVO, Utah - Many people have been discussing a strange new phenomenon in the conspiracy world lately called the Mandela Effect. According to Wikipedia,...

What Is The Ars Notoria – Gateway to illuminated powers of...

BIRINGAM CITY, Philippines - Imagine, if you will, an alternate plane where words, prayers, and chants can reward the orator with knowledge, wisdom, and...

President Trump Caught Red Handed

ASHBURN, Virginia - It was inevitable that before long, the truth about President Donald Trump would be absolutely clear. With major media outlets, street...

What You Don’t Know About Click-Bait Could Kill You

Be careful of websites like Upworthy and Buzzfeed.  They will bait you with those highly clickable links, but what happens once they have you?...

Huge Grocery Conspiracy: Why Produce is at Front of Supermarket

PEORIA, Illinois - Investigative journalists here at Immediate Safety have uncovered a grand conspiracy concerning the placement of produce in grocery stores and supermarkets....

Vermin Supreme the Only Candidate not Full of Shit

The news is all Hillary this, Trump that, Bernie the other (also Cruz, but who cares).  The worst thing about it is, every time...

Former President Obama Proving Spying Is Not Always A Bad Thing.

EVERYNOOKANDCRANYIN, America - Sometimes, throughout our lives, we hear words that automatically trigger negative emotions; Hitler, Satan, Osama Bin Laden, Nickelback just to name a...

Wikileaks – The most shocking Podesta email to date. THIS is...

There are no words to describe what follows. Here is the email in question. We cannot remain silent. Make everyone you know aware! From Bill...

CIA GO: Collect Them All

SILICON VALLEY, California - The recent scandals tormenting the CIA (Central Intelligence Agency) have given a much-deserved black eye to the once proud American Institution....