Donald Trump The Leader Of The Great Hats?
NEW YORK, New York - 2016 was the year of iconic election moment after iconic election moment. From Wikileaks to #Pizzagate and everywhere in-between...
What You Don’t Know About Click-Bait Could Kill You
Be careful of websites like Upworthy and Buzzfeed. They will bait you with those highly clickable links, but what happens once they have you?...
Former President Obama Proving Spying Is Not Always A Bad Thing.
EVERYNOOKANDCRANYIN, America - Sometimes, throughout our lives, we hear words that automatically trigger negative emotions; Hitler, Satan, Osama Bin Laden, Nickelback just to name a...
Huge Grocery Conspiracy: Why Produce is at Front of Supermarket
PEORIA, Illinois - Investigative journalists here at Immediate Safety have uncovered a grand conspiracy concerning the placement of produce in grocery stores and supermarkets....
Keith Richards Requires Musician Life Force To Survive
This year has been marked by a tremendous loss in the realm of Music. It's gotten disheartening to music lovers where every week brings a...
Military Spy Drones Over USA Searching for Theiving Fox
Unbeknownst to the rank and file of the US population, the events depicted in the popular children's show, Dora the Explorer, are based on the...
She Scares Me – Hillary Clinton Causing Nightmares , Nation in...
FALL RIVER, Massachusetts - Reports are circulating throughout the United States of normal everyday citizens reporting what is being termed, "Clinton Derangement Syndrome" (CDS)....
Twelve Internet Rumors And Conspiracy Theories You Didn’t Know Were True
SILICON VALLEY, California - The social media universe has become a proverbial treasure trove of conspiracy theory and satire. It is nearly impossible for...
President Trump Caught Red Handed
ASHBURN, Virginia - It was inevitable that before long, the truth about President Donald Trump would be absolutely clear. With major media outlets, street...
Vermin Supreme the Only Candidate not Full of Shit
The news is all Hillary this, Trump that, Bernie the other (also Cruz, but who cares). The worst thing about it is, every time...