Vermin Supreme the Only Candidate not Full of Shit

The news is all Hillary this, Trump that, Bernie the other (also Cruz, but who cares).  The worst thing about it is, every time...

The Beatles Offer A New Album Thanks to the Mandela Effect

BIRINGAN CITY, Philippines- A previously unreleased group of Beatles songs have been making the rounds through the light web lately. Nobody remembers the album...

Facebook has been compromised and it is time for all Patriots...

Facebook has been compromised. Why does it matter? Why should we care? How does It effect me? What difference does it make? If you...

Keith Richards Requires Musician Life Force To Survive

This year has been marked by a tremendous loss in the realm of Music.  It's gotten disheartening to music lovers where every week brings a...

Twelve Internet Rumors And Conspiracy Theories You Didn’t Know Were True

SILICON VALLEY, California - The social media universe has become a proverbial treasure trove of conspiracy theory and satire. It is nearly impossible for...

Russia hacked The Voice Results, US intel believes

Washington DC - Russian hackers breached accounts of Dancing with the Stars individuals and organizations prior to the public vote -- including Dancing with...

Mega-Corporations Biggest Threat: Angry, Terminally-Ill Customers

We've all seen it.  The anger in a man's eyes when he's at the end of his rope emotionally and financially.  He's seriously debating...

CIA GO: Collect Them All

SILICON VALLEY, California - The recent scandals tormenting the CIA (Central Intelligence Agency) have given a much-deserved black eye to the once proud American Institution....

Donald Trump Actually the Outer God Nyarlathotep

Insiders have determined that Donald Trump is hiding a dark secret. One of Lovecraftian proportions, that we can only hope is not true.  If...