Huge Grocery Conspiracy: Why Produce is at Front of Supermarket
PEORIA, Illinois - Investigative journalists here at Immediate Safety have uncovered a grand conspiracy concerning the placement of produce in grocery stores and supermarkets....
Vermin Supreme the Only Candidate not Full of Shit
The news is all Hillary this, Trump that, Bernie the other (also Cruz, but who cares). The worst thing about it is, every time...
Why Jim Comey Let Hillary Skate (or did he)
The Clinton scandal is just about all we see these days. Her defenders are toeing the party line saying it's not a big deal,...
Keith Richards Requires Musician Life Force To Survive
This year has been marked by a tremendous loss in the realm of Music. It's gotten disheartening to music lovers where every week brings a...
Military Spy Drones Over USA Searching for Theiving Fox
Unbeknownst to the rank and file of the US population, the events depicted in the popular children's show, Dora the Explorer, are based on the...
Mega-Corporations Biggest Threat: Angry, Terminally-Ill Customers
We've all seen it. The anger in a man's eyes when he's at the end of his rope emotionally and financially. He's seriously debating...
WAR! Putin accuses The Ukraine of not respecting pronouns
MOSCOW, RUSSIA FEBRUARY, 2021
Russian President Vladimir Putin is no longer pulling any punches with his border disputing, transphobic, racist neighbors in The...
She Scares Me – Hillary Clinton Causing Nightmares , Nation in...
FALL RIVER, Massachusetts - Reports are circulating throughout the United States of normal everyday citizens reporting what is being termed, "Clinton Derangement Syndrome" (CDS)....
Russia hacked The Voice Results, US intel believes
Washington DC - Russian hackers breached accounts of Dancing with the Stars individuals and organizations prior to the public vote -- including Dancing with...
War on Drugs a Dismal Failure Brought About for Reasons That...
We all know the war on drugs is a failure. We know that it's given police military-style weapons to wage war on plants and...