Clown sightings on the rise. Wookies to the rescue?
PITTSBURGH, Pennsylvania - If you have been paying attention to the news at all in the last couple of weeks I am sure you...
War on Drugs a Dismal Failure Brought About for Reasons That...
We all know the war on drugs is a failure. We know that it's given police military-style weapons to wage war on plants and...
Allah to Followers: If I Wanted the Infidels Dead I Would...
TEHRAN, Iran - Allah, the great and merciful God of the Muslim religion has the power to create great floods, send earthquakes to level...
Scientist Discover That Most People Are Completely Useless
Western culture tends to push the narrative that everyone is a unique snowflake, each with his/her/zer own worth, value, and abilities. Western culture is wrong....
The Mandela Effect: You’re Not Stupid, But Your Memory Is?
PROVO, Utah - Many people have been discussing a strange new phenomenon in the conspiracy world lately called the Mandela Effect. According to Wikipedia,...
Truth in Politix Releases Little-Known Campaign Promises From Candidates
WASHINGTON D.C. - Truth in Politix, a nonpartisan political action group, has released their list of little-known campaign promises from both the Donald Trump...
Spousal Murder Far Less Expensive Than Divorce
We've all seen episodes of Forensic Files and Snapped and wondered why or how a person could murder their spouse. Isn't it easier to...
Comparing GOP and Dems to Assholes Offensive to Assholes
Recent developments in US politics have many people hurling insulting phrases in the direction of both major political parties. The Democratic party has fractured...
Cleveland Man Laments ‘Life Going On’ After Cavs Championship
CLEVELAND, Ohio - Hell has frozen over, pigs have flown, and my kids have cleaned their bedrooms without prompting. Cleveland finally has a major...
Homeland Security: We Can Only Afford to Protect 45 States
WASHINGTON D.C. - In an unexpected, and stunning announcement from the DHS (Department of Homeland Security) undersecretary to the deputy chief of the Vice...