New Year’s Resolutions Unsafe
As it turns out, making new year's resolutions is a dangerous activity that leads many to a false sense of self-worth. It's simply unsafe...
Madonna Owes Me A BJ – Claims Clinton Voter
A man, who wishes to remain anonymous until events unfurl, has written a letter to Madonna thanking her for her offer of a blowjob...
DOJ Releases List of Crimes for Which They Will Not Prosecute...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Federal Bureau of Investigation and the Department of Justice are under tremendous scrutiny for their handling of the crimes committed...
Donald Trump Followed By Large Combative Cloud Of Global Warming
NEW YORK, New York - Depending on whether you are a Republican or Democrat you likely have very different views on global warming and...
Russia hacked The Voice Results, US intel believes
Washington DC - Russian hackers breached accounts of Dancing with the Stars individuals and organizations prior to the public vote -- including Dancing with...
Military Spy Drones Over USA Searching for Theiving Fox
Unbeknownst to the rank and file of the US population, the events depicted in the popular children's show, Dora the Explorer, are based on the...
Casey Anthony to be Awarded Congressional Late Term Abortion Lifetime Achievement...
WASHINGTON D.C.- The 116th session of Congress is set to be one of the most contentious sessions in our nation's history. From Healthcare legislation...
Chimps and Monkeys Skipping Straight From Stone Age to Information Age
It's recently been revealed that certain apes and monkeys have achieved the feat of making and using stone tools. This occurs primarily only in...