President Trump Scheduled To Make Racist Remarks
NEW YORK, New York - Being President Of The United States is exhausting, time-consuming, and constant. Even the most energetic and detailed among us...
Republican Leadership Tried Reverse Psychology to Derail Trump Train
SOUTH PARK, Colorado - Since November of 2015 the Republican establishment has been at war with Donald Trump. Every effort possible has been made...
President Obama Ready to Announce his “Adopt a Refugee” Policy
WASHINGTON D.C. - President Obama is taking no prisoners when it comes to the safety and well being of Syrian refugees seeking asylum in...
A Day Without Women Becomes Revenge of the Patriarchy
DALLAS, Texas - In a bold move, women all over the nation used the advent of International Women's Day, the 8th of March, to...
Cleveland Man Laments ‘Life Going On’ After Cavs Championship
CLEVELAND, Ohio - Hell has frozen over, pigs have flown, and my kids have cleaned their bedrooms without prompting. Cleveland finally has a major...
5 Men Who Turned Down Batman Role Ahead of Ben Affleck
HOLLYWOOD, California - The entertainment industry is all abuzz about the near release of the most anticipated non-Star Wars film of the year, Batman Vs....
Our 24-Hour Safety Intensive Course
We, here at IS, intend to offer a course in Home Safety for individuals who are convinced that they aren't living safely and wish...
Thirteen Questions With Hillary Clinton
We're not even sure how a rinky-dink outfit like us scored this interview. I think some confused staffer dropped us in the wrong pile....
NFL Hands Out Harsh Penalties on Domestic Violence
NEW YORK, New York - The National Football league has long been the champion of violence and conquest on the field of battle. Rules...
President Trump Signs Executive Order Making Everything You Read Today Literally...
In a late night Oval Office session yesterday, President Trump signed an executive order making everything you read today literally true. Spokespeople for the...