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Republican Leadership Tried Reverse Psychology to Derail Trump Train

SOUTH PARK, Colorado - Since November of 2015 the Republican establishment has been at war with Donald Trump. Every effort possible has been made...

White Activists Seeking Reparations for Ancient Slavery

NEW YORK, New York - Several motions have been filed recently in the Southern District of New York Federal Court, seeking the right and...

Cleveland Man Laments ‘Life Going On’ After Cavs Championship

CLEVELAND, Ohio - Hell has frozen over, pigs have flown, and my kids have cleaned their bedrooms without prompting. Cleveland finally has a major...

A Day Without Women Becomes Revenge of the Patriarchy

DALLAS, Texas - In a bold move, women all over the nation used the advent of International Women's Day, the 8th of March, to...

President Trump Signs Executive Order Making Everything You Read Today Literally...

In a late night Oval Office session yesterday, President Trump signed an executive order making everything you read today literally true.  Spokespeople for the...

War On Christmas Casualties Projected in the Thousands This Year

The ever-growing war on Christmas is projected to claim thousands of lives this year.  The US Department of Homeland Security is warning Christmas revelers...

Thirteen Questions With Hillary Clinton

We're not even sure how a rinky-dink outfit like us scored this interview.  I think some confused staffer dropped us in the wrong pile....

5 Men Who Turned Down Batman Role Ahead of Ben Affleck

HOLLYWOOD, California - The entertainment industry is all abuzz about the near release of the most anticipated non-Star Wars film of the year, Batman Vs....

Our 24-Hour Safety Intensive Course

We, here at IS, intend to offer a course in Home Safety for individuals who are convinced that they aren't living safely and wish...

NFL Hands Out Harsh Penalties on Domestic Violence

NEW YORK, New York - The National Football league has long been the champion of violence and conquest on the field of battle. Rules...