War On Christmas Casualties Projected in the Thousands This Year
The ever-growing war on Christmas is projected to claim thousands of lives this year. The US Department of Homeland Security is warning Christmas revelers...
President Trump Signs Executive Order Making Everything You Read Today Literally...
In a late night Oval Office session yesterday, President Trump signed an executive order making everything you read today literally true. Spokespeople for the...
Hillary’s Most Damning Emails Recently Released.
WASHINGTON D.C. - The Federal Bureau of Investigations this morning released the most embarrassing emails yet retrieved from Hillary Clinton's private email servers. According...
WAR! Putin accuses The Ukraine of not respecting pronouns
MOSCOW, RUSSIA FEBRUARY, 2021
Russian President Vladimir Putin is no longer pulling any punches with his border disputing, transphobic, racist neighbors in The...
Thirteen Questions With Hillary Clinton
We're not even sure how a rinky-dink outfit like us scored this interview. I think some confused staffer dropped us in the wrong pile....
Kim Jong-Un releases Netflix and Chill safety video.
North Korea's supreme leader Kim Jong-Un has released a safety video to his people entitled "Netflix and Chill Why America is the Devil." Though...
Hillary and Bill Speak at a ‘Capitalists Understanding Nationalist Tendencies’ Benefit
ASHBURN, Virginia - More than 5,000 die-hard fans packed Edlemen Financial Field this afternoon for one of the largest rallies of the 2016 Presidential...
Bernie Sanders to Use Nickname “Mango” in an Effort to Win...
BURLINGTON, Vermont -"Lifting up his head he feels the sunlight in his eyes."
Bernie Sanders, embroiled in a long tough fight with former Secretary of...
A Day Without Women Becomes Revenge of the Patriarchy
DALLAS, Texas - In a bold move, women all over the nation used the advent of International Women's Day, the 8th of March, to...
Donald Trump replaces George Washington painting in Oval Office with Vigo...
Redecoration of the Oval Office is a tradition. Some presidents change the order of the artwork, the furniture, the paint, the wallpaper. Some even...