President Trump Signs Executive Order Making Everything You Read Today Literally...
In a late night Oval Office session yesterday, President Trump signed an executive order making everything you read today literally true. Spokespeople for the...
5 Men Who Turned Down Batman Role Ahead of Ben Affleck
HOLLYWOOD, California - The entertainment industry is all abuzz about the near release of the most anticipated non-Star Wars film of the year, Batman Vs....
NFL Hands Out Harsh Penalties on Domestic Violence
NEW YORK, New York - The National Football league has long been the champion of violence and conquest on the field of battle. Rules...
White Activists Seeking Reparations for Ancient Slavery
NEW YORK, New York - Several motions have been filed recently in the Southern District of New York Federal Court, seeking the right and...
The Real Reason Microsoft Killed the Tay AI Twitter-Bot
Recent headlines about how the Twitter-bot designed by Microsoft and dubbed 'Tay' had to be shut down are misleading at best. It's certainly problematic...
Google Announces New Occult Search Service
Google, Inc. has announced a new search service for occult grimoires and spells, as well as lore and legends for occult deities and creatures....
Syria Brings Down Russian Planes With Flocks of Trained Birds
DAMASCUS Syria - War surrounds, war engulfs, and war reigns through the entire nation of Syria. Greatly outmatched by the Giant bear that is...
Donald Trump Set to Trademark the Word ‘Great’
In another bold election cycle move, the ever opportunistic Donald Trump has petitioned to trademark the word "great." The often overused adjective of choice...
Hillary’s Most Damning Emails Recently Released.
WASHINGTON D.C. - The Federal Bureau of Investigations this morning released the most embarrassing emails yet retrieved from Hillary Clinton's private email servers. According...
Confirmed: Hillary Clinton Murdered a Baby With a Hammer
That's right, folks. Hillary Clinton, the de facto Democratic nominee, and potential next president of the united states beat a tiny, innocent baby to...
