Hillary Clinton to be Awarded Bronze Star for Gallantry
ARLINGTON, Virginia - During a surprise press conference this afternoon President Obama announced that he will award former Senator, and Secretary of State Hillary...
Tom Brady Caught Cheating During Family Game Night.
QUINCY, Mass - Times just continue to get more difficult for Tom Brady. Arguably the greatest quarterback in the history of the NFL finds...
NFL Hands Out Harsh Penalties on Domestic Violence
NEW YORK, New York - The National Football league has long been the champion of violence and conquest on the field of battle. Rules...
List of People Fleeing the Country if Trump Elected
A tremendous number of people have publicly stated their desire to flee the country if Donald Trump is elected. Their reasons are many and...
Mall Elves Protest Unfair Wages, Working Conditions
Every year during the holiday season, malls across the country drag the holiday decorations out of the storage dungeon and proudly display them in...
Kim Jong-Un releases Netflix and Chill safety video.
North Korea's supreme leader Kim Jong-Un has released a safety video to his people entitled "Netflix and Chill Why America is the Devil." Though...
A Day Without Women Becomes Revenge of the Patriarchy
DALLAS, Texas - In a bold move, women all over the nation used the advent of International Women's Day, the 8th of March, to...
Donald Trump replaces George Washington painting in Oval Office with Vigo...
Redecoration of the Oval Office is a tradition. Some presidents change the order of the artwork, the furniture, the paint, the wallpaper. Some even...
Google Announces New Occult Search Service
Google, Inc. has announced a new search service for occult grimoires and spells, as well as lore and legends for occult deities and creatures....
War On Christmas Casualties Projected in the Thousands This Year
The ever-growing war on Christmas is projected to claim thousands of lives this year. The US Department of Homeland Security is warning Christmas revelers...