Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Mulls 2020 Presidential Run Despite Her Age
Washington, DC - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY), or AOC as she is called by the kids, is a 29-year-old US Legislator elected in New York's...
The Mandela Effect: You’re Not Stupid, But Your Memory Is?
PROVO, Utah - Many people have been discussing a strange new phenomenon in the conspiracy world lately called the Mandela Effect. According to Wikipedia,...
President Trump Caught Red Handed
ASHBURN, Virginia - It was inevitable that before long, the truth about President Donald Trump would be absolutely clear. With major media outlets, street...
Twelve Internet Rumors And Conspiracy Theories You Didn’t Know Were True
SILICON VALLEY, California - The social media universe has become a proverbial treasure trove of conspiracy theory and satire. It is nearly impossible for...
Syria Brings Down Russian Planes With Flocks of Trained Birds
DAMASCUS Syria - War surrounds, war engulfs, and war reigns through the entire nation of Syria. Greatly outmatched by the Giant bear that is...
Donald Trump Actually the Outer God Nyarlathotep
Insiders have determined that Donald Trump is hiding a dark secret. One of Lovecraftian proportions, that we can only hope is not true. If...
Illinois State Legislature: Daylight Savings Time Should be 5 Hours Ahead
SPRINGFIELD, Illinois - The Illinois state House of Representatives today introduced legislation that would make Illinois the first state in the union to take...
Why Jim Comey Let Hillary Skate (or did he)
The Clinton scandal is just about all we see these days. Her defenders are toeing the party line saying it's not a big deal,...
Why Your Friends are Voting Trump
EVERYWHERE, America - We know you have asked yourself 1,000 times, 'Why are my friends voting for Donald Trump? Are they this stupid? Why...
Kim Jung Un Wins ‘North Korea Idol’ for Record 7th Straight...
PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jung Un, The Supreme leader of North Korea took one closer step toward immortality last night by winning his...