Paying the bills

Comedians Fear Clinton Presidency

The President of the United States has always been a target for comedians.  Chevy Chase as Gerald Ford falling down stairs or Will Farrel...

Isis leadership : We will leave America if Trump elected.

DETROIT, Michigan - Isis operatives have added their names to the long list of people threatening to leave America if Donald Trump is elected....

Clinton supporter laments: Nobody wants to steal my yard sign

HACKENSACK, New Jersey - Bill Prader has been a democrat his entire life. He has gleefully cast votes for Carter, Mondale, Dukakis, Clinton, Gore,...

The Colin Kaepernick you thought you knew.

SAN FRANCISCO, California - like it or not Colin Kaepernick, the controversial backup quarterback of the San Francisco 49ers, has become a household name...

American Horror Story Joe Gatto, Fall 2017

NEW YORK, New York - Action, suspense,  horror....two genres of American culture come together to forever change the viewing habits of a nation. The...

Transgenders to Liberal do-gooders : Please stop trying to “help”.

MADISON, Wisconsin - Restrooms, believe it or not, have become the new battlefield in America's social wars. Many have tried to resolve these differences...

Kim Jung Un Wins ‘North Korea Idol’ for Record 7th Straight...

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jung Un, The Supreme leader of North Korea took one closer step toward immortality last night by winning his...

Former President Obama sneaks into whitehouse, forgot his ‘stash’

WASHINGTON D.C. - in a scene right out of a James Bond meets Cheech and Chong spoof, former President Barack Obama was briefly taken...

Clown Activists Contemplating Lawsuit for Rights Violations

WASHINGTON D.C.- Clown lives matter? Today thousands of clowns from across the nation have descended on the Capital to protest, what they believe, are...

Facebook to Allow Customers to Block Political Nonsense

BOSTON, Mass - According to inside reports Facebook is set to release an update to their platform that will allow users to block political...