Clinton supporter laments: Nobody wants to steal my yard sign

HACKENSACK, New Jersey - Bill Prader has been a democrat his entire life. He has gleefully cast votes for Carter, Mondale, Dukakis, Clinton, Gore,...

Isis leadership : We will leave America if Trump elected.

DETROIT, Michigan - Isis operatives have added their names to the long list of people threatening to leave America if Donald Trump is elected....

Ghost of Rob Reiner – Move my body to Canada if...

SAN FRANCISCO, California - Election 2016 has turned into one of the most contentious periods in American history. Volatile operatives from the left and...

Transgenders to Liberal do-gooders : Please stop trying to “help”.

MADISON, Wisconsin - Restrooms, believe it or not, have become the new battlefield in America's social wars. Many have tried to resolve these differences...

American Horror Story Joe Gatto, Fall 2017

NEW YORK, New York - Action, suspense,  horror....two genres of American culture come together to forever change the viewing habits of a nation. The...

The Mans Guide To Acceptable Christmas Movie Viewing

It's sometimes difficult for men to know what can and cannot be watched during the holiday season while still maintaining a claim on manhood....

Kim Jung Un Wins ‘North Korea Idol’ for Record 7th Straight...

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jung Un, The Supreme leader of North Korea took one closer step toward immortality last night by winning his...

Former President Obama sneaks into whitehouse, forgot his ‘stash’

WASHINGTON D.C. - in a scene right out of a James Bond meets Cheech and Chong spoof, former President Barack Obama was briefly taken...

Facebook to Allow Customers to Block Political Nonsense

BOSTON, Mass - According to inside reports Facebook is set to release an update to their platform that will allow users to block political...

Clown Activists Contemplating Lawsuit for Rights Violations

WASHINGTON D.C.- Clown lives matter? Today thousands of clowns from across the nation have descended on the Capital to protest, what they believe, are...