Feds to Legalize Marijuana to Stop Campus Demonstrations

WASHINGTON DC - The US House of Representatives is expected to pass a bill related to veteran's healthcare.  It's no surprise that they would,...

Most ‘Best Dad’ Claims Based on Tiny Sample Set

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A new study based on fathering data demonstrates that most children mistakenly believe that their father is the world's best dad....

Ohio Doctor: My Life Was Ruined by Billboard Company

AKRON, Ohio - Jose Blose Jr., an unfortunate name for an unfortunate man. The Akron, Ohio therapist has spent much of his life in...

Border Wall Will Make Fleeing Obama Impossible

Donald Trump wants to build a wall to keep out drugs and undesirables.  Most of the people to whom he panders agree that a...

Illinois State Legislature: Daylight Savings Time Should be 5 Hours Ahead

SPRINGFIELD, Illinois - The Illinois state House of Representatives today introduced legislation that would make Illinois the first state in the union to take...

Flatulence in Elevators and Carpool Lanes: Assault?

Meet Gus Anderson. By all accounts a good man. A father, brother, son, and a pillar of his community.  Sadly Gus was fatality beaten...

Local Union : Fires are dangerous. Call us when it’s out.

Palo Alto, California - The month-long clash between the citizens and unions in Palo Alto, California is finally over and it is clear the...

Syria Set to Block American Refugees, ‘Followers of Jesus’

DAMASCUS, Syria - The Assad regime, embattled, but still in power, has released a new set of immigration guidelines. Based on recommendations from Syria's...

NFL Set to Expand Sidelines to Accommodate Parole Officers

NEW YORK, New York -  The National Football League has announced an unprecedented on-field expansion to accommodate the large number of parole supervisors who...