NFL Set to Expand Sidelines to Accommodate Parole Officers

NEW YORK, New York -  The National Football League has announced an unprecedented on-field expansion to accommodate the large number of parole supervisors who...

Truth in Politix Releases Little-Known Campaign Promises From Candidates

WASHINGTON D.C. - Truth in Politix, a nonpartisan political action group, has released their list of little-known campaign promises from both the Donald Trump...

Syria Set to Block American Refugees, ‘Followers of Jesus’

DAMASCUS, Syria - The Assad regime, embattled, but still in power, has released a new set of immigration guidelines. Based on recommendations from Syria's...

Feds to Legalize Marijuana to Stop Campus Demonstrations

WASHINGTON DC - The US House of Representatives is expected to pass a bill related to veteran's healthcare.  It's no surprise that they would,...

Feds Mandate: Product Labels Require Person to Read Warnings To You

In a rare and stunning congressional victory for safety, Congress has passed a safety law which mandates not only that all products sport larger and more...

Local Union : Fires are dangerous. Call us when it’s out.

Palo Alto, California - The month-long clash between the citizens and unions in Palo Alto, California is finally over and it is clear the...

Paying for Sex Safer, Less Expensive Than Dating, Marriage

It's no secret that prostitution is a very old and storied profession.  In certain pagan cultures, priestesses of some deities earned money for the...

Illinois State Legislature: Daylight Savings Time Should be 5 Hours Ahead

SPRINGFIELD, Illinois - The Illinois state House of Representatives today introduced legislation that would make Illinois the first state in the union to take...

Planned Parenthood Sells Whole Babies, Not Parts

Planned Parenthood, the recently beleaguered non-profit organization dedicated to women's health issues, could have had a better year in 2015.  Conservatives have been gunning...

Florida To Hold Prisoner Purchase Promotion

TALLAHASSEE, Fl-  State officials in Florida are under scrutiny today after unveiling a new plan that would allow private citizens to purchase the remainder...