NFL Set to Expand Sidelines to Accommodate Parole Officers

NEW YORK, New York -  The National Football League has announced an unprecedented on-field expansion to accommodate the large number of parole supervisors who...

Flatulence in Elevators and Carpool Lanes: Assault?

Meet Gus Anderson. By all accounts a good man. A father, brother, son, and a pillar of his community.  Sadly Gus was fatality beaten...

Syria Set to Block American Refugees, ‘Followers of Jesus’

DAMASCUS, Syria - The Assad regime, embattled, but still in power, has released a new set of immigration guidelines. Based on recommendations from Syria's...

Congress to Change the Face of All US Cash

WASHINGTON D.C. - The entire nation is talking about the story coming out of the U.S. Mint regarding the changes in the faces on...

Feds Mandate: Product Labels Require Person to Read Warnings To You

In a rare and stunning congressional victory for safety, Congress has passed a safety law which mandates not only that all products sport larger and more...

Planned Parenthood Sells Whole Babies, Not Parts

Planned Parenthood, the recently beleaguered non-profit organization dedicated to women's health issues, could have had a better year in 2015.  Conservatives have been gunning...

Ohio Doctor: My Life Was Ruined by Billboard Company

AKRON, Ohio - Jose Blose Jr., an unfortunate name for an unfortunate man. The Akron, Ohio therapist has spent much of his life in...

Illinois State Legislature: Daylight Savings Time Should be 5 Hours Ahead

SPRINGFIELD, Illinois - The Illinois state House of Representatives today introduced legislation that would make Illinois the first state in the union to take...

Truth in Politix Releases Little-Known Campaign Promises From Candidates

WASHINGTON D.C. - Truth in Politix, a nonpartisan political action group, has released their list of little-known campaign promises from both the Donald Trump...

Florida To Hold Prisoner Purchase Promotion

TALLAHASSEE, Fl-  State officials in Florida are under scrutiny today after unveiling a new plan that would allow private citizens to purchase the remainder...