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Mass Shooter’s Parents to be Held Responsible for Not Hugging Them

It's a well-known fact that most mass shooters should have been hugged more as children.  A new effort by Senator Barbara Mikulski (D-MD) may put...

Border Wall Will Make Fleeing Obama Impossible

Donald Trump wants to build a wall to keep out drugs and undesirables.  Most of the people to whom he panders agree that a...

Most ‘Best Dad’ Claims Based on Tiny Sample Set

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A new study based on fathering data demonstrates that most children mistakenly believe that their father is the world's best dad....

Ohio Doctor: My Life Was Ruined by Billboard Company

AKRON, Ohio - Jose Blose Jr., an unfortunate name for an unfortunate man. The Akron, Ohio therapist has spent much of his life in...

Feds Mandate: Product Labels Require Person to Read Warnings To You

In a rare and stunning congressional victory for safety, Congress has passed a safety law which mandates not only that all products sport larger and more...

DOJ Releases List of Crimes for Which They Will Not Prosecute...

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Federal Bureau of Investigation and the Department of Justice are under tremendous scrutiny for their handling of the crimes committed...

NFL Set to Expand Sidelines to Accommodate Parole Officers

NEW YORK, New York -  The National Football League has announced an unprecedented on-field expansion to accommodate the large number of parole supervisors who...

Illinois State Legislature: Daylight Savings Time Should be 5 Hours Ahead

SPRINGFIELD, Illinois - The Illinois state House of Representatives today introduced legislation that would make Illinois the first state in the union to take...

Florida To Hold Prisoner Purchase Promotion

TALLAHASSEE, Fl-  State officials in Florida are under scrutiny today after unveiling a new plan that would allow private citizens to purchase the remainder...