Your Office Chair May Be Trying to Kill You
Odds are, you're sitting in an office chair at this very moment. Odds are you know very little about that chair. You probably don't...
5 Men Who Turned Down Batman Role Ahead of Ben Affleck
HOLLYWOOD, California - The entertainment industry is all abuzz about the near release of the most anticipated non-Star Wars film of the year, Batman Vs....
Ghost of Mohamed Atta: There is no Allah, Hell Not So...
AFGHANISTAN - Clerics in Jalalabad have revealed that the ghost of Mohamed Atta has made contact with them in their meditations. He has informed...
What Is The Ars Notoria – Gateway to illuminated powers of...
BIRINGAM CITY, Philippines - Imagine, if you will, an alternate plane where words, prayers, and chants can reward the orator with knowledge, wisdom, and...
Comedians Fear Clinton Presidency
The President of the United States has always been a target for comedians. Chevy Chase as Gerald Ford falling down stairs or Will Farrel...
Bernie Sanders to Use Nickname “Mango” in an Effort to Win...
BURLINGTON, Vermont -"Lifting up his head he feels the sunlight in his eyes."
Bernie Sanders, embroiled in a long tough fight with former Secretary of...
Immediate Safety Interviews Carly Fiorina
Did you honestly think we were going to do that? Seriously? She's completely irrelevant, and quite frankly we're disappointed that you even clicked the...
Florida To Hold Prisoner Purchase Promotion
TALLAHASSEE, Fl- State officials in Florida are under scrutiny today after unveiling a new plan that would allow private citizens to purchase the remainder...
Casey Anthony to be Awarded Congressional Late Term Abortion Lifetime Achievement...
WASHINGTON D.C.- The 116th session of Congress is set to be one of the most contentious sessions in our nation's history. From Healthcare legislation...
Syria Set to Block American Refugees, ‘Followers of Jesus’
DAMASCUS, Syria - The Assad regime, embattled, but still in power, has released a new set of immigration guidelines. Based on recommendations from Syria's...