Hillary Clinton to be Awarded Bronze Star for Gallantry
ARLINGTON, Virginia - During a surprise press conference this afternoon President Obama announced that he will award former Senator, and Secretary of State Hillary...
Mayor Emanuel to Announce ‘Guns for Jordans’ Initiative
CHICAGO, Illinois- Mayor Rahm Emanuel has scheduled a major press conference for next week to introduce the newest and grandest idea to get guns...
DOJ Releases List of Crimes for Which They Will Not Prosecute...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Federal Bureau of Investigation and the Department of Justice are under tremendous scrutiny for their handling of the crimes committed...
In Effort to Prevent Future Beatings, United Airlines Implements Passenger Safewords
CHICAGO, IL - Embattled United Airlines announced today that it would make changes to passenger boarding procedures to prevent future beatings. The airline, as...
Cruz to Ohio and Florida Voters: Trump Died
COLUMBUS, OH - The dirty tricks just keep coming from the Presidential campaign of Ted Cruz. As we all know he perpetrated an act...
Phrenology Enjoys Resurgence in Popularity
Phrenology, which is defined as a pseudoscience primarily focused on measurements of the human skull, has long been debunked. That fact hasn't stopped a group...
America 2017
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he
asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot...
Former President Obama sneaks into whitehouse, forgot his ‘stash’
WASHINGTON D.C. - in a scene right out of a James Bond meets Cheech and Chong spoof, former President Barack Obama was briefly taken...
Global Warming Critics Conspicuously Silent During Heat Waves
Have you ever noticed how the same people who say, "How about that global warming." when it's frigid outside never say a thing when...
Government Studies Too Expensive, Usually Have Bad Results
A recent study conducted by the National Science Foundation, costing a whopping $1 billion, which sought to quantify the efficacy and efficiency of scientific studies, has...