Social Justice Warriors Accuse Man of Hate Speech for Making Fun...
BERKLEY, California - A recent bout of social justice ended with a man shamed into believing in himself. Reminiscent of the time the transgender...
Vermin Supreme: A Peaceful Protest Erupts Alongside Violent Ones
It's no secret that we have enthusiastically endorsed the candidacy of Vermin Supreme. We felt that his platform was the only one firmly rooted...
The Colin Kaepernick you thought you knew.
SAN FRANCISCO, California - like it or not Colin Kaepernick, the controversial backup quarterback of the San Francisco 49ers, has become a household name...
88 Generals Endorse Trump, Hillary Incredulous
WASHINGTON, D.C.- The Trump campaign on Tuesday released a list of 88 current and former generals and admirals that have given Mr. Trump their...
Feds to Legalize Marijuana to Stop Campus Demonstrations
WASHINGTON DC - The US House of Representatives is expected to pass a bill related to veteran's healthcare. It's no surprise that they would,...
A Day Without Women Becomes Revenge of the Patriarchy
DALLAS, Texas - In a bold move, women all over the nation used the advent of International Women's Day, the 8th of March, to...
Anonymous hacker to Muppets : Your days of innuendo and euphemism...
SESAME Street, U.S.A. -
Why did you click this? Anonymous doesn't work this way and the muppets? C'mon man. Though I suppose we believe every...
President Trump Signs Executive Order Making Everything You Read Today Literally...
In a late night Oval Office session yesterday, President Trump signed an executive order making everything you read today literally true. Spokespeople for the...
War On Christmas Casualties Projected in the Thousands This Year
The ever-growing war on Christmas is projected to claim thousands of lives this year. The US Department of Homeland Security is warning Christmas revelers...
5 Men Who Turned Down Batman Role Ahead of Ben Affleck
HOLLYWOOD, California - The entertainment industry is all abuzz about the near release of the most anticipated non-Star Wars film of the year, Batman Vs....