Wikileaks – The most shocking Podesta email to date. THIS is...
There are no words to describe what follows. Here is the email in question. We cannot remain silent. Make everyone you know aware!
From Bill...
Democratic cannibalism- not the same as traditional cannibalism
San Francisco, California -
Cannibalism has failed every time it's been tried. No society has ever sustained itself on a diet which included human meat....
Bad Grammar Linked to Silly, Accidental Deaths
ACCIDENT, Maryland- A recent study by the Life Insurance Actuarial Research Society in Accident, Maryland has shown a startling link between poor grammar and the...
Hole In Ozone Layer Seems to Follow Ted Cruz
OCALA, Florida - Just as the Ted Cruz campaign begins to gain momentum we are being informed of some breaking news that could shake...
What is Pizzagate and How Might it Change the Shape of...
WASHINGTON, D.C.- First of all, this investigation and what it will uncover is not over. Far from it. We will update this article 20...
Lego® Blocks Strewn About Battlefields a War Crime?
The world has seen far more than its fair share of war, and no period in history has been without bloodshed. With the advent of...
Your Self-Confidence is Likely Overinflated and Dangerous
All the self-help gurus and dating coaches these days would have you believe that self-confidence is the single most important part of your psyche....
Practice Safe Gerbiling: Why Duct Tape is Necessary
In relation to a recent post on the subject of polyembolokoilamania, we mentioned that people were sticking all manner of things into their bodily...
Ghost of Mohamed Atta: There is no Allah, Hell Not So...
AFGHANISTAN - Clerics in Jalalabad have revealed that the ghost of Mohamed Atta has made contact with them in their meditations. He has informed...
