Chimps and Monkeys Skipping Straight From Stone Age to Information Age

It's recently been revealed that certain apes and monkeys have achieved the feat of making and using stone tools.  This occurs primarily only in...

Cats Don’t Have 9 Lives, Federal Study Finds

ANTIOCH, Ohio - Researchers at the small animal and rodent research labs at Ohio University have recently released several years worth of research aimed...

Use of Word ‘Kardashian’ Shown to Cause Drastic Drop in IQ

STANFORD - Scientists with the legendary Center for Advanced Study in Intellectual Sciences at Stanford University study human intellect.  They test all facets of...

Hand Sanitizer: Does It Make You Clean?

MEMPHIS, Tenn. - Hand sanitizer has quickly become the most popular way to wash our hands after using the restroom. It drys on its...

Meteors Becoming Bolder, Getting Closer to Ground

The predicted meteor showers this December promise to be a sight to behold, but beware the hidden danger.  Meteors have gotten considerably bolder in...

People Named Paul, Likely Serial Killers

Where the Hell is Paul? We all ask this question, at least any of us who know Paul.  He never seems to be around...

Angry Thoughts Contribute to Global Warming

Have you ever been so mad that your body heats up, your face turns red, and you start to shout? We have all been...

Paying Attention During Sex: Avoiding Sexual Injuries

For whatever reason, hospitals are seeing a rise in sex-related injuries.  From that weirdness we talked about earlier, to hip dislocations and contortion related...

The Sun: Why It’s Best Avoided

The sun, like most other aspects of the universe, is trying to kill you.  Far too many people know little to nothing about the...

The Color Pink Linked to Outbreak in Breast Cancer

A new groundbreaking study will change the way we view breast cancer forever. This vile, disgusting disease that affects so many will soon be brought...