Vegas Gives 3:1 – Tom Brady is Caught Cheating in this...
Rejoice! It is January again. A month full of snow, playoffs, and Tom Brady shenanigans. The King of asterisks will be at it again...
Detroit woman sues Proctor & Gamble over Tide Pod weight gain
DETROIT, Michigan - A Wayne County couple, today, filed a federal lawsuit against the Proctor & Gamble corporation (Makers of Tide detergent), for a...
Clown sightings on the rise. Wookies to the rescue?
PITTSBURGH, Pennsylvania - If you have been paying attention to the news at all in the last couple of weeks I am sure you...
Whistle-Blowing Stormtrooper : The Empire Never Listened to Me
The odds are very good that you have never heard the name, Jace Chee. He spent his working years as a rank and file...
Shark Week Surpasses Superbowl Week for Highest Domestic Violence
CHICAGO, Ill - Superbowl week has long been known as the week of the year that boasts the most reported domestic violence cases nationwide. For...
Therapists Recommend a Combination of Marijuana and Bob Ross for Anxiety
SEATTLE, Washington - Anxiety is a tremendous problem in the western world. It's more pronounced among intellectuals and intelligent people. The more intelligent a...
Energy Drinks Lead to Dressing Like a Douche
SCOTTSDALE, Arizona - Consumption of energy drinks is growing exponentially, especially among young men with a penchant for acting stupid, dressing stupidly, and doing...
CIA GO: Collect Them All
SILICON VALLEY, California - The recent scandals tormenting the CIA (Central Intelligence Agency) have given a much-deserved black eye to the once proud American Institution....
Susan G. Komen Declares War On Pink… Salt?
The Susan G. Komen Foundation is making a Trump-esque play for all things pink. It claims ownership of the color and the word, and...