Recreational Fishing Linked to Severe Alcoholism
Fishing is one of the great pastimes throughout history. Where there's water, there are fish. Where there are fish, there are anglers. Where there...
CIA GO: Collect Them All
SILICON VALLEY, California - The recent scandals tormenting the CIA (Central Intelligence Agency) have given a much-deserved black eye to the once proud American Institution....
Shark Week Surpasses Superbowl Week for Highest Domestic Violence
CHICAGO, Ill - Superbowl week has long been known as the week of the year that boasts the most reported domestic violence cases nationwide. For...
Local Union : Fires are dangerous. Call us when it’s out.
Palo Alto, California - The month-long clash between the citizens and unions in Palo Alto, California is finally over and it is clear the...
Donald Trump Set to Trademark the Word ‘Great’
In another bold election cycle move, the ever opportunistic Donald Trump has petitioned to trademark the word "great." The often overused adjective of choice...
Scientist Discover That Most People Are Completely Useless
Western culture tends to push the narrative that everyone is a unique snowflake, each with his/her/zer own worth, value, and abilities. Western culture is wrong....
Facebook has been compromised and it is time for all Patriots...
Facebook has been compromised. Why does it matter? Why should we care? How does It effect me? What difference does it make? If you...
Detroit woman sues Proctor & Gamble over Tide Pod weight gain
DETROIT, Michigan - A Wayne County couple, today, filed a federal lawsuit against the Proctor & Gamble corporation (Makers of Tide detergent), for a...
Transgenders to Liberal do-gooders : Please stop trying to “help”.
MADISON, Wisconsin - Restrooms, believe it or not, have become the new battlefield in America's social wars. Many have tried to resolve these differences...
The Mandela Effect: You’re Not Stupid, But Your Memory Is?
PROVO, Utah - Many people have been discussing a strange new phenomenon in the conspiracy world lately called the Mandela Effect. According to Wikipedia,...