Ms. ISIS Beauty Pageant Ends in Controversy
DAMASCUS Syria - The first ever Ms. Isis beauty pageant was hailed as the biggest event in Syria in decades and lived up to...
RAW FOOTAGE – DNC Illegally Dumps Enormous Amount of Campaign Promises
The DNC was caught dumping a tremendous amount of waste, and probably some fraud and abuse, in a storm drain in Lawrenceville, GA. The...
Flatulence in Elevators and Carpool Lanes: Assault?
Meet Gus Anderson. By all accounts a good man. A father, brother, son, and a pillar of his community. Sadly Gus was fatality beaten...
Who Is Bill Clinton? – These 13 Questions (or so) might...
HOPE, Arkansas - If you are over 30 years old you likely remember everything there is to know about Bill Clinton. He had major...
The Real Reason Microsoft Killed the Tay AI Twitter-Bot
Recent headlines about how the Twitter-bot designed by Microsoft and dubbed 'Tay' had to be shut down are misleading at best. It's certainly problematic...
Vermin Supreme the Only Candidate not Full of Shit
The news is all Hillary this, Trump that, Bernie the other (also Cruz, but who cares). The worst thing about it is, every time...
Food Safety: Mortality Rate Among Fruit Eaters an Astonishing 100%
Nutritional safety is always important in today's fast-paced, fast food society. We all do the best we can to ensure we are getting the...
Why Jim Comey Let Hillary Skate (or did he)
The Clinton scandal is just about all we see these days. Her defenders are toeing the party line saying it's not a big deal,...
Use of Word ‘Kardashian’ Shown to Cause Drastic Drop in IQ
STANFORD - Scientists with the legendary Center for Advanced Study in Intellectual Sciences at Stanford University study human intellect. They test all facets of...
Susan G. Komen Declares War On Pink… Salt?
The Susan G. Komen Foundation is making a Trump-esque play for all things pink. It claims ownership of the color and the word, and...