Susan G. Komen Declares War On Pink… Salt?
The Susan G. Komen Foundation is making a Trump-esque play for all things pink. It claims ownership of the color and the word, and...
Whistle-Blowing Stormtrooper : The Empire Never Listened to Me
The odds are very good that you have never heard the name, Jace Chee. He spent his working years as a rank and file...
Cops: We’re not Racist, Just Too Out-of-Shape to Chase You
Chicago, Ill - We have all grown accustomed to hearing the horror stories of young minority citizens being gunned down in the streets by...
Cleveland Browns: The Art of Perpetual Sadness
Oh, those lovable losers. The ones who try and try, but never taste the sweetness of success.
The guy who grabs the microphone every Thursday...
Congress Proposes ‘Rape Free Zone’ Legislation to Curb Sexual Assault
WASHINGTON, DC - Rape is an issue on the minds of many women and men across the Unites States, and our congress has finally...
Bullying Should be Protected Speech
Over the last ten years, few issues in America have been more revered and beloved than ending bullying. We see musical artists, actors and...
Former President Obama Proving Spying Is Not Always A Bad Thing.
EVERYNOOKANDCRANYIN, America - Sometimes, throughout our lives, we hear words that automatically trigger negative emotions; Hitler, Satan, Osama Bin Laden, Nickelback just to name a...
CIA GO: Collect Them All
SILICON VALLEY, California - The recent scandals tormenting the CIA (Central Intelligence Agency) have given a much-deserved black eye to the once proud American Institution....
Twelve Internet Rumors And Conspiracy Theories You Didn’t Know Were True
SILICON VALLEY, California - The social media universe has become a proverbial treasure trove of conspiracy theory and satire. It is nearly impossible for...
Donald Trump Set to Trademark the Word ‘Great’
In another bold election cycle move, the ever opportunistic Donald Trump has petitioned to trademark the word "great." The often overused adjective of choice...